in my head. I would be a better muslim and a person in general 
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would you?
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you have what in your head??
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^^^lol
we can get one and stick it inside your head..it may hurt though
Im thinking one made from stainless steel and about a foot long
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I want a little bearded man waving his finger with a you-are-going-to-hell look on his face, in my head to stop me from doing haram things.
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I could grow a beard and spend my life following you around waggling my finger and muttering “Astaghfirullah, tauba tauba”…
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For free?
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No, I’d charge for the service 
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sometimes they call em
Mum
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and sometimes they call em
lazy_daisy
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but I shaved off my beard
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Your dad isn't always with you and my dad never tells me i am going to hell, neither does he have that look on his face.
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some people will say you are extremely lucky
some people have there parents with them all the time... physically or even worse
they have little holograms oftheir mammy and pappy insides their minds etched into thier conscience saying "DONT!"
these type od people end up with psychological problems or do everything their mammy and pappys ask them not to
you see Crashdummie
you dont have to have little beardy men inside your head to turn you into a good person
you should have YOU telling yourself to be good...to perhaps refrain from things, or do things
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I dun have beard on my face, but still I got this "you will go to hell" look on my face.
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uncle falker I dont need full-size humans, I just need a bearded head that too IN my head.
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Miss. Lazy** apprently ME hasn't been able to help MYself :)
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wish you would use it when your wife Ms. Daizy gets drunk.
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Scary thought! 
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uncle_falker’s wife Ms.Daisy? And she gets drunk? And they are telling me how to make my choices?
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We are not drunk all the time
and we make our best decisions when drunk
and we only get drunk in cafe... we are so much more dignified in general
thankyou for giving away our secret