I will dye my daughter's hair blond

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Yes, I said it. I will dye her hair blond. So that way if she ever gets kidnapped, god forbid, I will be able to get the Media behind me, since they only cover mising children and women with beautiful blond curls.

Jon Benet Ramsey
Elizabeth Smart
Lacy Peterson
Lori Hacking
Chick in Aruba
I mean this list fking goes on and on. Rachel Corrie was the only exception, however.

Will my brown-skinned pumpkin get her 15 minutes of fame?

Little cornrowed black girls get kidnapped and go missing everyday in this great city of ours, and all we get is a blurb on page 95 of the NY-fking-Post. Black women get viciously raped and brutalized, and yet we stay focused on beautiful damsels in distress.

I want my children to be beautiful. Will you hate me if I want to marry a blonde?

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For that you’ll have to pursuade someone (not sara) to marry you. Blondness can be genetically engineered aaj kal anyway.

Just make sure the mother is hot :k:

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Because they are “good” girls from good families.

I used to like Donny Duetch (bag) and his show but after seeing couple of episodes with Mrs Twitty, I have lost all respect for his show. What parents don’t know ( what their kids do when out of sight) doens’t hurts them nor the parents’ effort when they need to enlist media to help find their daughters.

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Human Fertilization and Embryology Act prohibits genetic engineering of homo sapiens, sorry, hiccy.

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Not in Korea :) ( North not South)

And even that is being debated. So I say hang in there.

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dope “I want my children to be beautiful. Will you hate me if I want to marry a blonde?”

:expressionless: did u guys notice sara opening a thread earlier about dyeing her hair???:smiley:

something fishy…:blush:

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Laci Peterson was a brunette.

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… ahhh lacey was a brunette.

Perhaps rather than dye her blond you’re going to use fair n’ lovely b/c it’s white chicks that get attention.

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He needs a daughter first!!

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didn’t you know that

Pretty brunette = average blonde. That is how lacy made the cut.

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Why would you want her IQ to go down?

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when it comes to women, image trumps IQ, OG.

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When Lazy finds this she may thump ya......

I'll watch...

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Dope I used to be blonde... but the bleach got to my brain :(

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And besides you hav pretty light coloring too, so iznt that enuff :blush:

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^^ u giving him a hint?
sara- blonde-brained and now inshallah will be blonde haired too!
dope- light skinned

result-pretty white kids

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I’m chitti gori as it is :snooty: I don’t think dopey wants dimwitted blonde brained kids :bummer:

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Dopey wopey, dear sister O mine.... Shame on you for even considering having a daughter

yes....even if it is a genetically engineered version....

IQ V image Eh.....

hope she gets photographed in the rain...with her make up running down...and as her feature are liky to be like yours.... the poor girl wont stand a chane in hell...

actually they'll give her back and ask for a refund

Dearest it doesnt bode well....
pray for a son instead...he will fight off any potential kidnappers and save the school kids from pycho machine gun murderer types that you get in the US every now and again

and become a doctor...

oh how proud you will be ....

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Dope, I know what you mean. I started a similar thread a while back. The difference is yours has some humor like dyeing your daughter’s hair blonde but my approach to this subject was pretty straight forward. In few didn’t like it too much :slight_smile:
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showthread.php?t=185595

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^^ I remember your thread...
blond hair was associated with virginty, so pureness, in european middleage, hence still somewhere deep inside european and white american minds blond hair is associated with "good" girl image...
as a child my own mum repraoched me not to have fair blond hair unlike my sister ....