Mai kuch arsay pehlay india gaya tha waha per eik mandir mai bhagwan ro raha tha, usay mainay kaha kya howa bhagwan jee, to kehnay laga in logo nay mujhay 20 hazar ka banaya hai aur khud mujh say lakh lakh ropaya mang rahay hai..
Just remember its just a joke…
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**Rating (NA/5)
**ignorance aside, is this even suppose to be a joke…:halo:
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Good one i guess :k:
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no dout acha hi but iski bhagwaan ki jagah kuch aur istamaal kar lena tha bhai indians becharon ka dil na dukh jaaye unka mazhab hi yaar samjha karo dil aazaari buri baat hi :)
Re: I went to india (not for indians warning )
its funny!!
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hahahaha.....hhahahahaaa....that was soooooo funnnnnyyyyyy.
hahahahahaahhaaa. bhagwan cryin bcoz ppl askin money...hahahahahaha.
joke of the century.hahahahhaha
keep us posted if you have other such ultra super duper hyper funny jokes. we all cant wait to hear more such "fuunnnny" jokes.
reminded me of my kindergarten days.
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lol that was a nice laff....
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here s another nice one.....
mm eik dafa plane mai safar kar raha tha....then waha per eik banda meray sath akar beth gaya aur mujh say poochnay laga ap indian ho? mainay kaha nahi...woh phir poochnay laga ap indian ho? mainay kaha nahi bhayi...he again asked ap indian ho....Mainay kaha nahi bhayi kitni dafa batao..he again asked ap indian ho...mainay eik thapar kara dee aur kaha nahi hoo indian..woh idiot again asked ap indian ho? mera sir ghum gaya aur cheekh cchheekh kar kehnay laga nahi hoo nahi hooo......he again asked ap indian ho? mainay uska sir pakar kar plane k sheeshay mai mar diya ...aur kaha nahi ho nahi hoo...he again asked ap indian ho? mainay eik tray pakri aur us k sir per mar dali aur kaha nahi ho nahi hoo...woh khun mai lipat gaya pper he still asked ap indian ho? mainay is dafa bat say uska sir khoono khon kkardiya aur kaha nahi hoo...woh ab marnay wali halat mai tha but he still asked ap indian ho? is dafa mainay apna sir phar liya aur kaha nahi hoo bhayi nahi hoo maafff kardoe plzz......he again asked app indian ho?? toe mainay kaha ha hoooo toe phir? toe kehnay laga lagtay toe nahi....
:)
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heres another one...
eik dafa eik shakhs mar gaya aur woh direct janat mai chala gaya..waha per woh bara bore ho raha tha...woh bread daal roti khar kar bore hogaya...eik din woh yuhi tehal raha tha dozakh k pass say..toe woh dekhta hai waha per log sharabay pee rahay hao,indian songs sun rahay hai....kabab roast kha rahay hai...toe usnay farishtay ko kaha mainay dozakh mai jana hai bus...farishtay na kaha tum soch loe..toe usnay kaha nahi bus mainay jana hai..toe farishtay nay kaha theek hai mai tumhy kal waha chor aoo ga...The next day waha per usay bauhat mar parti hai,koray partay hai mar mar kar aag mai jalatay haoi....woh bechara poochta hai kal toe yaha sharabay pee rahay thy murg thy yeh woh...toe devil nay kaha kal april fool tha
:)
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eik dafa mujhay eik Alladin ka lamp mila toe us mai say eik genie nikala toe usnay wish mujh say toe mainay kaha...Pakistan say lekar duniya k end per artic ocen tuk eik bridge bana doe..toe genie kehnay laga Master is say kuch choti wish karloe plzz...Toe mainay ok explain WOmen?...
GEnie said ill create the bridge
:)
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more laterxx
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ok one more...why did chicken wanted to cross the road????
Coz the chicken wanted to go to other side..hahahhahahahhahahahhahah
:)
Re: I went to india (not for indians warning )
hmm
Re: I went to india (not for indians warning )
Re: I went to india (not for indians warning )
lol :)