I go to gas stations all the time but this gas station was different. It was a gas station of a person I hadn’t seen in ages, Mullah Fukhmenow.Last I saw of him was on the wanted list of the near-by police station. 
But here he was,a proud owner of a gas station on the outskirts of town living the life. Anyways,he was looking completely different to what I was accustomed to before.
I mean come on, his beard was replaced by Elvis like sideburns,his lungi was replaced by Elivis like pants and his voice too was Elvis like!I thought he was wearing a sweater underneath is shirt but it just turned out to be fluffy chest hair. No Mullahs in the picture,he was a free man. But that wasn’t the shock.
I beckoned to Mullah to fill my tank(thank god he didn’t recognise me!), he hit play on the boombox and gyrated his hips (like Elvis!) all the way to the tank! But tht isn’t the shock either!
He handed me the bill,I looked straight at his face,I could see the greed in his eyes through his outdated 70ish sunglasses.I read the amount and I was S.H.O.C.K.E.D!! Now I had heard tht petrol was expensive but this guy was just plain robbing the living the daylights out of me! So I decided to leave,started the car,and sped away! Mullah chasesd me a mile down the road, until sanity prevailed.
Now you’re wondering wht’s the point of all this? The point I’m trying to make is that this guy is not at fault. It’s all ELVIS’s fault! Elvis is evil!
The way he was dressed,I’m sure no Mullah would want a fellow mullah to be dressed like a metrosexual(help me out here American guys is it metrosexual or just plain gay?)It might be very hard to believe for some of you, but it’s ALL true!
Ugh,wht happened to people’s ethics? Has Elvis corrupted everyone or do these people just seek attention?
