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Join our fast paced company!
We have no time to train you.
**Casual work atmosphere.
We don’t pay enough to expect you to dress up.
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Must be deadline oriented.
You’ll be a year behind on the first day.
Some overtime required.
Some time every night and weekend.
Duties are varied.
Everyone in the office can boss you around.
Career minded individual.
Women must be childless and. want to stay that way.
Wide variety of experience preferable.
You’ll be replacing three people.
Team leadership skills an asset.
You’ll have managerial duties, but not pay.
Good communication
Shut up and listen.
Flexible hours.
Come in before management and leave after management.
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