but mission accomplished:
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/deport-justin-bieber-and-revoke-his-green-card/ST1yqHJL
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You guys have inflicted enough crap on us over the years (Miley Cyrus come to mind), it’s time for some payback. You can keep Bieber.
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BUT HES SO CUTE AND HE EVEN SMILED FOR HIS MUGSHOT HE TOOK IT LIKE A CHAMP. 
Canadians deserve him tbh :halo:
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this is not true. Hannah montanna was good.. shes just going through a tough time right now ok.
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hahaah funny thing is once a petition gets a 100000 signatures, the White House has to officially reply to it. I mean they aren’t gonna deport him, but it will be funny to see what they say. They’ve come up with some funny stuff before for some ludicrous petitions. 
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meanwhile, Gaia continues to work on her pslims voodoo doll…
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Yeah we have petitions here too. Maybe we should start one on banning rihanna from the UK 
Also who is keeping Drake? Lets throw him off the planet.
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America can keep Biebs. We’ll take Slims. 
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it’s not just miley cyrus…there are so many other really bad examples that you guys have inflicted upon us…the least you can do is keep Bieber.
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Right, and Charlie Sheen just tried a taste of the good stuff…
Brits get Drake. 'Muricans get Bieber. We’ll take Chris Martin and Immortal Technique.
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Thats unfair, charlie sheen is just misunderstood
take immortal tech and we’ll have the raptors 
Canadians gave us William Shatner. I am really not sure how will they justify that act of thier on the day of judgment.
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We have given you so few in comparison to the hundreds that you have produced…we’re not worried about having to justify one or two.
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I had completely forgotten he was here on a work visa…great, that means we imported a criminal.
Looks like you Canadians should start your own petition: USA keep Beiber.
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That’s true. It’s not like he’s a total freak, someone who fiends after maple KKs. He hasn’t fallen that far.
You’re welcome for that one. The world would be a sad place indeed without Captain Kirk and the Shatnerian School of Acting.
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Hope that soap is extra slippery
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^ lmao, that is terribly mean.
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do you WANT to die?
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Drake the type…no wait, Bieber the type of dude to go to prison and slam the soap into the ground.
Mods! I’m being threatened.
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It is sad that even foreign news channels are covering Bieber new.
Offtopic: I like how Canadians are depicted in South Parc.