I want to write a story for a Bollywood movie

[Faisal]

Re: I want to write a story for a Bollywood movie

@lakkis25

and instead of drilling and nuke the rock and wasting time
the hero will put one leg on earth and with another leg hit the rock when it approches the earth, the hero is the best football player in the world (replacing the world’s best deep core drilling team in original version)

Oh puhleez!! For crying out loud, do not insult the intelligence of movie viewers by this kind of silly idea. Unless your hero is a modern-day Hercules, this won’t work. A better suggestion is to have the hero be an expert patang-baaz (kite-flyer), who’d fly a kite loaded with bomb close to the approaching meteroid and blast it, all the while holding on to the *daur *and showing incredible courage and heroism. Now thats a real-life hero for you! :k:

ps. Release the movie on basant day for added impact and more business. Yes, I know they don’t celebrate basant in Islam, and basant is banned in Lahore. Thank you.