I Want To Understand Women
A man stubbed his toe while walking on the beach and looked down to see
Aladdin’s lamp. Knowing the story, he picked it up and rubbed it. Sure
enough, a genie appeared. The genie said, “Your wish is my command.
Unfortunately, I am not a powerful genie and can only grant you one wish.”
The man stated that he had always wanted to visit his ancestral home in
Europe but was afraid of flying and didn’t trust boats. “Genie,” he said,
“I want you to build a highway across the ocean so that I can drive to
Europe.”
The genie considered the logistics, driving pilings down through miles of
water and then having the winds and sea lash at the pavement on the road.
“That’s pretty difficult,” he said. “Is there something else that I can do
for you?”
The man thought for a moment and said, “I want to understand women.”
The genie thought and replied, “Do you want that highway to be 2 lanes
or four?”