Doesn’t exist. You’re not even going to find a decent one, if you’re searching amongst the Desis.
Possible, if you neglect to invite your own family.
Have you seen some of the submissions on the wedding boards?!?
At this point, that’s any that has indoor A/C and enough chairs for everyone. I find that if you lower your expectations, you’ll never be disappointed.
Again: doesn’t exist; better to just leave them off the guest list so you can have that “perfect wedding”. Thank me later.
Yeah, I guess you have no choice but to invite family, have you?
Then you’ll make Roxx miserable! We can’t have that, so cheer up!
Don’t! Enjoy the fantasy, but realize that your wedding, when it happens, will be taking place in the real world, with pissy family, pissy venues, pissy inlaws and cruddy HVAC. If everyone manages to behave themselves for even that one day, your wedding will have been a smashing success!