I thought they were funny

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, “You should’ve been here at 8:30!”
The guy replies, “Why? What happened at 8:30?”

A young man called directory assistance. “Hello, operator, I would like the telephone number for Mary Jones in Phoenix, Arizona.”
“There are multiple listings for Mary Jones in Phoenix,” the operator replied. “Do you have a street name?”
The young man hesitated, and then said, “Well, most people call me Ice Man.”

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:bummer: Jee aap hee bata dein kaunsee cheez daryaaft hui thee saRey aath bajay. Mein to ghar sey nikalnay ki tayyarion mein tha us waqat. :bummer:

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:omg: @ Street name

:rotfl:

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:rotfl: @ ice man.

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lol :hehe:

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aur mein tou so rahi thi,mujhey kya patta?:bummer:

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Both good jokes.

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haha