I think we'd all agree on this :-D

Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy…

So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. Share this with other women who are good apples, even those who have already been picked!

And… Men?

Men are like a fine wine. They start out as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the **** out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

:hehe:

so wut do u guys think??? :smiley:

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looking for a rope and a ladder and a KNIFE too :hehe:

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knife??? :bummer:

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Hah...at least you don't find any rotten men tht way :D

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:rolleyes:

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what else you expect from a posh uncle! apples are best served sliced nicely :stuck_out_tongue:

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"calls the home hardware, checks the prices for Axe's"

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jasooosssss! :grumpy:

both u uncles r very mean!

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:rotfl: jasoos

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hey rocki. shakal dekhi hai :bailan:

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interesting thought:D

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No wonder we men have to wait till summer time…the good one’s frm the top fall to the ground by themselves…:konfused:

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and how so?:rolleyes:

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i love it when the fruits fruitfully multiply ;)

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lagta hai tum logoun ne maar khaani hai :rolleyes:

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muj ko kerna hai

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when fruits are ripe…they fall to the ground themselves…like mangoes…which means us guys don’t even have to climb the trees to get the good one’s…puk ker khud girjati hein…:smiley:

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n ur the ones known as the 'wimpy' guys...coz ur not brave enuf to climb to the top

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woh tou mujhey bhi pata hai

liken generally larkia “summer” main kasai girtie hai?:smiley:

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:rolleyes: ab tum kuch nahin kar sakte