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Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month
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Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby.
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Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month.
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Client is the one who doesn’t know why he wants a baby.
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Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available.
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Resource Optimization Team thinks they don’t need a man or woman; they’ll produce a child with zero resources.
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Documentation Team thinks they don’t care whether the child is delivered, they’ll just document 9 months.
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Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to produce a baby.
And lastly!!!
9) **Tester **is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.