I refuse to carry your load........

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Hi all. I just wanted to introduce myself to all of you.

I am Satan/Shaitan/Iblees. One of the most misunderstood creature on the face of earth. I was created by God just like you humans. I made a mistake, so bloody what you do that all the time.

My question to you guys is why do you blame me for all your short-comings? Why do you blame me for everything wrong you do (as if I do not have enough on my plate already)?

From today onwards I refuse to carry your load for you. Pick up your baggage and live with it, it’s not so hard I do that all the time. God created me so He is responsible for my behaviour as well. As of today I will be unavailable because I am going under therapy with Miss. Gabriel (surprise surprise you always thought it’s a he, you will be amazed with what you don’t know and what you don’t want to know). Anyway miss. Gabriel and myself have a date tonight, so whatever “gunnah” you do today will be on your own head. I might be late in the night, who knows what happens between me and Gaby (I do have all the evil plans worked out for her).

PS: Mods I really don’t know which section it should go to, if you think it’s not right here, move it where it belongs.

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Re: I refuse to carry your load........

I thought you were on vacation since we are doing your job :p

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Re: I refuse to carry your load........

hahaha, gaby is all nice and lovely. please handle her with care. :D

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Re: I refuse to carry your load........

please elaborate is that yr first date ??...................... sounds like u're a bit nervous

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Re: I refuse to carry your load........

Before you do it, please make sure to;

  • Use a new condom.
  • Store condoms in a cool, dry place, out of direct sunlight.
  • Don't use a condom if it is damaged, discolored, deflated, brittle, or sticky from lube.
  • Check the expiration date before you use it.
  • Carefully open the condom package, being sure not to tear the condom.

Last thing we need is one of those juniors running around crying baby mama drama.

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Re: I refuse to carry your load…

Slowly but surely human beings are getting “khud kafeel”.

Oh sure I am not going to ruffle her feathers.

Yes it’s my first date with gabby, I am nervous because biwi might read the thread and think it’s all real. :smack:. BTW good signature.

On the first date! And I thought I was evil. :smack:

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Re: I refuse to carry your load…

…hain !! do married version of IBLEES hazraat exist ??? :konfused:
, thanks for informing.

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Re: I refuse to carry your load…

^^ maybe in the case of certain NEWER domestic partnership styles…

and.. :smack: false alarm..

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Re: I refuse to carry your load........

^false alarm?

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