a person leaves the toilet after brushing his teeth with the tooth brush.
the tooth paste says: i have the most difficult job ever, i have to lose a part of me to that sucker
the tooth brush says: are u ok i have the most diffcult job ever, i have to feel the pain when he brushes his teeth
everyone else is quitely listening to these two when suddenly the toilet paper says
he following are away messages to use with your instant messaging client while you are in the bathroom.
Nature is calling and I'm answering!
HELP! I'm trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me... Hello... Hello.. Uh-oh i think someone is coming.
I'm taking advantage of indoor pluming! I'll be right back!
Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon.
It's that time of week again. I am in the shower.
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When you got to go, you got to go.
I am not here I'm on the potty, but don't leave if you're a hotty
Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet!