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a person leaves the toilet after brushing his teeth with the tooth brush.

the tooth paste says: i have the most difficult job ever, i have to lose a part of me to that sucker
the tooth brush says: are u ok i have the most diffcult job ever, i have to feel the pain when he brushes his teeth

everyone else is quitely listening to these two when suddenly the toilet paper says

whateva think again:rolleyes:

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hahahaha read this 1:-

he following are away messages to use with your instant messaging client while you are in the bathroom.

Nature is calling and I'm answering!

HELP! I'm trapped in the toilet, I fell in. Can you please help me... Hello... Hello.. Uh-oh i think someone is coming.

I'm taking advantage of indoor pluming! I'll be right back!

Doctors suggest that you should drink at least 64 oz. of water a day. Being a drone, I make sure to do this. Unfortunately it does have some side effects... Leave a message, I'll be back soon.

It's that time of week again. I am in the shower.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNO QRSTUVWXYZ

When you got to go, you got to go.

I am not here I'm on the potty, but don't leave if you're a hotty

Drop me a message while I drop something in the toilet!

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lol these are really funny

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funny but some are a little sick!

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good one Aisha! :rotfl:

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i don't find toilet humor to be funny. =\