Today, while driving, on a long haul route :halo:
i was tuned in to some local (desi) radio channel and following is the impression that I got while listening to the braod cast..
Either every desi is already in BIG trouble or just about to get into BIG trouble
Examples;
If you have been in a road accident (even if its YOUR fault 
) call this number immediately. They will help you get millions of dollars in compensation, and beat the hell out of the traffic cops and other Law enforcement agencies, legally.
If you are up to your eyeballs in debt (or about to go bankrupt ) dont worry - Just one phone call will solve all your debt issues, the loan will be written off and you can enjoy life once again - in short borrow more from the tax payers money and continue having big time fun 
If you slip and fall (even if its due to YOUR OWN stupidity) you have just hit a jackpot. You can claim hundreds of thousands of dollars in disability allowance and just back and relax, without ever having to go to work at all.
And the traffic tickets - no need to pay any traffic ticket, drive as you want, park anywhere you want, dont worry about getting tickets. Just one phone call will take care of the tickets, the cops are going to wet their diapers as soon as this SUPERMAN takes your case and tells the cops to take the ticket back. You have absolutely nothing to worry about. The punch line that they use in these ads is “Traffic ticket kay BAY TAAJ Baadshah” - yeah right 
What the hell are they trying to say
Law means nothing 
And then on top of everything, there are these desi ads,
- Chalo aaj kahin bahar khana khatay hain
- Laikin bahar to buhat snow hay
- Koi baat nahi main nay kal hi XYZ tire shop say naiey winter tires dalwaiey hain. Ab winter driving koi masla hi nahi.
- Aap bhi intezaar na karain - fooran XYZ tire shop tashreef lay jaieN
- Kitnay aadmi thaay
- Sardar sirf 2
- Tum 2 thaay - phirr bhi aik khiRkee tooR kay choori nahi kar sakay
- Sardar woo koi mamooli khiRkee nahi thee
- ABC company ki banai hui mazboot KhiRkee thee - joo kabhi nahi TooT’tee
- Achha
ab hum bhi apnay ghar main ABC brand ki khiRkee lagwaieN gay
and this goes on and on and on
Seriously - who the hell comes up with these ideas
