some samosa and jalebis.. i broke a nail.. i is very sad 
everyone bring food and tell a story 
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I only have weeds which is helpful to decrease the pain 
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i have no story :@:
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i’am allergic to weed.. :hinna:
how so ? everyone has a story 
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Fine, I'll contribute.
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender and to the tee:
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MALE PROCEDURE***
**1.** Drive up to the cash machine.
**2.** Put down your car window.
**3.** Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
**4.** Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
**5.** Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
**6.** Put window up.
**7.** Drive off.
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FEMALE PROCEDURE***
**1.** Drive up to cash machine.
**2.** Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
**3.** Set parking brake, put the window down.
**4.** Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
**5.** Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
**6.** Attempt to insert card into machine.
**7.** Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
**8.** Insert card.
**9.** Re-insert card the right way.
**10.** Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
**11.** Enter PIN.
**12.** Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
**13.** Enter amount of cash required.
**14.** Check makeup in rear view mirror.
**15.** Retrieve cash and receipt.
**16.** Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
**17.** Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
**18.** Re-check makeup.
**19.** Drive forward 2 feet.
**20.** Reverse back to cash machine.
**21.** Retrieve card.
**22.** Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
**23.** Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
**24.** Restart stalled engine and pull off.
**25.** Redial person on cell phone.
**26.** Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
**27.** Release Parking Brake.
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@ Exodus.
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itni lambi instructions no woman would read them anyways 
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oh no samosas and jalebis..i am on diet:D
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^ so am i :@: diet jalebi and samosas please :@:
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I love homemade Samosas Only
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bas daikh lain mai ik ajoba hon 
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Another one to try and make things equally even.
** Weight Loss Program**
A man calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.
She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.”
Without a second thought, he takes off after her.
A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.
The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.
On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.
He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program.
The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning and beautiful woman he has ever seen in his life.
She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you catch me you can have me.”
Well, he’s out the door after her like a shot.
This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck.
So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.
Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised.
He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program.
"Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone. "This is our most rigorous program."
"Absolutely," he replies, "I haven't felt this good in years."
The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads,“If I catch you, you are mine!!!”
He lost 63 pounds that week.
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^:omg:
cant believe i just read all that ! :hinna:
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How about Desi Thaaraa
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nahi.. bas jalebi ya samosa 
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wah jee, khana b lai aor story b…aisa karo story mein lay au ga but khana tum khilana 
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khaana aap ke aane se pehle hi khatam ho jaye ga :@:
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i want most chatpatta thing ever right now
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sanabc ? aap kahi sana bucha to nahi ?
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fast Food or Chinese