… a halaal way to get high … 
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LOL..
same thread was opened by you last year :p
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i knew something sounded familiar 
never the less .. we have new ppl who can help me this time ..
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I told the solution here in these two threads. They will help ya. 
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showpost.php?p=3637613&postcount=17
http://www.paklinks.com/gs/showpost.php?p=3637629&postcount=146
Tell me if it helps ya…
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buy a plane ticket
they fly quite high
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look into my eyes BiB sweetheart. 
It might work. :love:
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cheap halaal way … 
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lets not go there…
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Allah mian pathanoon say bachaye…
ameeen
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buy a half one way ticket
they throw you out of the plane
you can do a tandem parachute jump
sky gliding…its cheaper than you think
drive a ferrari
Do they have “red letter days”
or X days in OZ?
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yeh kya hota hay bhen jee
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too late for you though. 
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A guy once while he's fasting goes to a masjid and says to the imam:
"Imam sahab mujhay koee aisa tareeqa batao kay may rozay kay dauraan khaa bhee sakooN aur pee bhee sakooN aur roza bhee na tootay."
The imam sahab thought for a second. He then very unexpectedly slapped the guy real real hard.
The guy goes "WTF imam sahab what was that for!"
So the imam sahab says "Mainay tumhay chaanta maara aur tum nay chaanta khaa lia. Ab tumhay jo ghussa aya haiy woh pee jao. Problem solve."
Moral of the story. Theres no halal way to get high high. Go stand on the rooftop of a 80 story building or something.
Or as Ms Daisy suggested make out with an air hostess and jump off the plane with her without a parachute.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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Hmph!
Ms Daisy did NOT suggest he make with an air hostess
the air stewards would get jealous of her...and you know how bitchy they can get when they are riled!
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Umm no i dont know Ms Daisy. Please tell me. How bitchy can they get?
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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they'd scratch her eyes out
and WORSE
they'd nick her make up
and use it themselves!
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So they can make out with BiB instead? Why dont they try Mr Black Mamba.
Sincerely,
Captain Lota
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because Sir, if BIB buys the ticket BIB will want to go
he's not charitable enough to give the ticket to black mamba