brush up my smacking skills …
havent been flooding in cafe for a few days and I have fallen behind on all the gossip and juicy stories. I need updates AND a few volunteers who I can smack 
Blueberry and Shikra - I will start with you
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uS - smack dewana tera. shoot him too, if you can find a machine gun.
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Meney kia kiya hai 
One of the biggest liars is back. Lets see what else 
** Dukhi** k dukh khatam hogaye hain aur ab woh khushiya bann gaya hai…Multinicks ki tadaad mein roz ba-roz khatarnaak shiddat sey izaafa horaha hai.
That’s it for now, see you this evening.
This is Shikra reporting from Guppistan Radio, Gupland
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but DT is an old friend of mine :(
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Well, I just recently found out that Angel Eyes is actually my AUNTY lol 
and that she’s known me since I was a toddler and knows my parents/family.
small world.
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Its a good thing you didnt find out out WHO I WAS 
its a small world - really 
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jootay
mukkay
ghoonsay
laatayn
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eggjactly 
lets gang up on broken faced princess :halo:
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Lool uncle stalker what that type of name she probebly wishes she doesnt know you
aww we still love you here at GS 
isnt that right everyone…People?
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u violent good for nothing goat! go eat grass in some obscure corner of the world!
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its ok. get rid of him, and i’ll be your new friend.
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huh? who? where?
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mujhay goat bola 
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yes. bhains.
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stick to one plz 
..goat or bhains :halo: i can’t be both at the same time
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lol ok 
i’ll let u pick one.
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waysay..a thought just came to my mind..u fit the description of a bhains perfectly!! :halo:
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im a shehzadi. u can be bhains part time if you like 'em so much. 
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kaunsay angle say shehzadi hayn aap
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acute