I NEED SOME GOOD GOSSIP MASALA.

Adaab,

ajji koi achi si gossip shuru ki jayey!
Iemaaan say i miss those Auntyon wali gossip.

God knows where these aunties come up with those gossip but still its so much fun listening to it.

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psst peersimms ji i heard ....hey dont tell anyone ......i overheard my paroosan talking to her deewarani about naghmas sisters bhabi.........

…Shop lifting kerte hue pakRi gai hai

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haaan bhai jo sabah na kaha par may nay sunna hay kay us nay police walay kay sath flirting kar kay apnay aap ko chorwa liya tha...........

hi nadia ,sabha touba touba pher kia hoowa
agay bhi tou bolo? aray thahrou thahrou
tum kaheen uss ki baat tou nahi ker rahi
jou flirt kernay k baad ussi police walay
ko RAKHI baandh k aa gaee thi
or pher...........

ji ji iqrabhabi wohi ..wasay hoa yeh tha ......apas ki bat hay ....darasaal woh police wala bara badmash nikla ....woh rozana ghar kay chakar laganay laga or phir beechari ko rakhi bandhni hi pari ....magar woh us say ab bhi flirt karti hay kiyonkay......

kioo k wou DESI police wala hay
iss leay,or tumhay tou pata hay
desi police saray kaam under table
kerna pasend kertay hain,tou unhou
nay bhabhi k khawend ko satisfy
kernay k leay RAKHI bandh li,ta k
unn ka raaz khul na sakay
lakin main nay suna hay ake din wou
pakray gaey or........

[This message has been edited by iqrabhabhi (edited May 26, 1999).]

:)

iqra bhabi haan woh to pakri gai thee magar who aurat bari chalak nikli us nay kaha kay woh apnay bhai rakhi walay kay liya khana lay kar gai thee kiyonki jail waloon ka khana acha nahi hota ......magar haqeeaqat main isa nahin tha daracal wahan to manzar hi kuch or tha.......

hi nadia waha k tou nazaara hi diffrent tha,aray bahun wahan douno nand or bhawej uss police walay ko bari bari SHAHI TUKRAY khila rahi theen or..........

kuch na poochay bhabi ji mujhay to manzar batatay howa hi sharm ati hay bus itna booloon gi kay duniya bari kharab ho gai hay.....

salams n stuff,

amma kasam say aurotoon ko sawayey idhar kibaat udhar lagany main chand second lagteyhain.

tsk tsk tsk nadia bibi kasam mayri peeri ki aap achi khasi Bi Jamalo hain :)

w-salams
PeerSIMMS.

haan nadia main nay bhi daikha,zara kaan idher karou pher batayoo,yaha sab ko aisi batain oonchi awaaz main nahi sunatay…lo sunou…hcnchjdsvhgeerfegwbhecyhefrwerhfhifbwecfvwevgfycwgyrfcwgfruwhufcbhuivgcygh;fcliwnawgubfqwygfguiqrfnhuregbfrbhgfhnghbrthgrjhnkv
haaan tou bahun main nay yay daikha ub kissi or ko na batana,
aray main nay suna hay uss nay apni saas ko gher say nikaal dea or…

peer ji ap jou slams n stuff kahtay hain
uss k baray main ap say yay poochna hay k salam ki hamari iss chouti c samujh daani main samujh aa gaee yay stuff kia cheez hay
ager tou… hay tou apnay paas rakhain

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,or ager dua hay tou qabool hay

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Peersimms ji
ur so cute :)
i was trying to entertain u with "AURTOON KI GUFTAGOO"
though honestly i myself stay away from such stuff in life cause its ughhhhhhhh

bhabi ji
waqai......kiya saas ko ghar say ......?
oho buhat hi kameeni baho hay woh .....main nay suna hay keh woh to main say sara ghar ka kam karwati hay or khud nawab ki terha palang par bheet kar pan chabati rehti hay...

salams n stuff,

aji bibi ji salam hogiya salamti
and stuff = rahmet allah hay barkataho n all
and also namaste hi hello SSR duwa etc...

hey i been to so many these desi gathering and all u can see is all the aunties siting on a side gossipin bout the aunty who is not there :) or they talk about the kids of someone who is not there :)

man someone goto tell them to look at thier own kids first u know

but still the gossip masala rules :)

and yeah the Aunty who gossips a lot u goto look at her husband he will be some
'allah mian ki gayey(cow)" :)

and one more thing Bhabi> You got Too much nakhra ray! :) :) :):):)

w-salams n stuff,
Jai Peeri