The other night i was coming home, i had my key but still pressed the buzzer to let him know i was in the building now. I get up stairs, open the door and the door wont open all the awy, there’s something stuck behind it.
I scream.
Realize its just a bag that i left there, and thats why it wont open, i calm down and laugh at myself for getting so spooked.
Turn around to lock the door and husband is standing there. I scream even louder this time.
This calls for revenge, and I need ideas.
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Awe I think that's cute! But yea I would still want to get revenge if I were you! As for ideas... (i am assuming that you cook...) so one day while your cooking...pretend to cut your finger with the knife and smear ketchup all over your hand!!! Then scream and cry out in pain and agony!! Trust me it will work...that is if your a good actress!!
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Put a laxative in his food. 
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^ sadly what I cook, needs no laxative. :hinna:
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omg, that's so evil.
sew the sleeves of his best shirt/coat together o leave no opening. it is really funny seeing people try to put the stuff on but they cant
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kick him in the nuts when he's not looking.... that will teach him.
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^ please leave my becharay husband's nuts alone.
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okay... you did say you needed ideas... I was just trying to help.
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Put lal mirch in his face wash...would that work?
Rub green chillies on his hands while he is sleeping...that WILL work!
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AWWWWWWWWW! LOL.
my fiance does that ALL the time. Once we went out and then he stopped at the gas station to get gas and went inside to pay. There is a convenience store near the gas station and I went inside to get some chocolate for myself. I came back out n did not see him in the car so I thought he is still inside paying. i sat in the car and he went "BOO!" from the back seat and I almost had a heart attack. I screamed so loud and he started laughing. I was sooo mad at him for DAYSSS after!
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^ hahahahah that's funny!!
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you have come to right place my child...
how bad you want revenge to be.
I m pro at it.
before he goes out one day, inform him you're gonna be out for the day too. leave together, a good half hour later, go back home and mess your house around a bit, to make it look as if its been broken into,and make sure to hide away any of his favourite possessions.......
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what a waste of my time reading this nonesense!
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cook some food for him from scratch and make him eat too.... that should be enough revenge :D
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before he goes out one day, inform him you're gonna be out for the day too. leave together, a good half hour later, go back home and mess your house around a bit, to make it look as if its been broken into,and make sure to hide away any of his favourite possessions.......
This one will freak him out! I say u should totally do this to him!! lol.