I need a rishta

PrinceMS · February 22, 2006, 9:07pm

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^^ More the risk ... more the fun
tum kiya samjhti ho - mein nay kabhi maar nahi khayee? lait lait ker khaee hai!

PrinceMS · February 22, 2006, 9:07pm

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oh chusni bhool giya :chusni:

musicmaniac · February 22, 2006, 9:10pm

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i m married, have two kids and i m like 15-20 yrs older than u. Ur like a son to me. I dont like to commit adultery, go screw a goat

smilestar · February 22, 2006, 9:15pm

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^ are you serious? i thought you were younger!

musicmaniac · February 22, 2006, 9:17pm

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^ how young u thought i was

smilestar · February 22, 2006, 9:28pm

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i dunno ..like mid 20's ...
you're an auntie then?! ahhh...

danial · February 22, 2006, 9:33pm

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dope:

Catherder: Single entitled woman of the New Age who is just incredibly average, but suffers from “princess” fantasies, and, therefore, has irrationally unreal expectations regarding men, money and marriage. This crazy woman spends her 20s and early 30s deflecting marriage proposals while holding out with the hope of something better, except nothing better comes along as she continues down the path of this irreversible process called aging . Soon, she finds that she is 38, single, hideously unattractive, cranky, insanely lonely and has an decaying shriveled egg with a haf-life shorter than that of Plutonium-233.. With an expiry date for procreation only years away, she reluctantly gives up hope for male companionship, freaks–confused and angry, goes to Pets 'R Us, and brings home a bunch of kittens to herd them–hence the term, catherder.
:peshow:

:k:

parissenoor · February 22, 2006, 10:16pm

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dope:

Catherder: Single entitled woman of the New Age who is just incredibly average, but suffers from “princess” fantasies, and, therefore, has irrationally unreal expectations regarding men, money and marriage. This crazy woman spends her 20s and early 30s deflecting marriage proposals while holding out with the hope of something better, except nothing better comes along as she continues down the path of this irreversible process called aging . Soon, she finds that she is 38, single, hideously unattractive, cranky, insanely lonely and has an decaying shriveled egg with a haf-life shorter than that of Plutonium-233.. With an expiry date for procreation only years away, she reluctantly gives up hope for male companionship, freaks–confused and angry, goes to Pets 'R Us, and brings home a bunch of kittens to herd them–hence the term, catherder.
:peshow:

LuxuryItem · February 23, 2006, 12:37am

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dope:

Catherder: Single entitled woman of the New Age who is just incredibly average, but suffers from “princess” fantasies, and, therefore, has irrationally unreal expectations regarding men, money and marriage. This crazy woman spends her 20s and early 30s deflecting marriage proposals while holding out with the hope of something better, except nothing better comes along as she continues down the path of this irreversible process called aging . Soon, she finds that she is 38, single, hideously unattractive, cranky, insanely lonely and has an decaying shriveled egg with a haf-life shorter than that of Plutonium-233.. With an expiry date for procreation only years away, she reluctantly gives up hope for male companionship, freaks–confused and angry, goes to Pets 'R Us, and brings home a bunch of kittens to herd them–hence the term, catherder.
:peshow:

short listed for my ‘best of the year’ list.

Najim · February 23, 2006, 7:59am

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Barfee, I mean Julaiby,

Larka dekhain gay aur kia dekhna hay? ya Larkay say shadi nahee karni tumhain?

Barfee · February 23, 2006, 12:36pm

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mene larka dekh liya aur shadi bhi karli :o

Najim · February 23, 2006, 4:18pm

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Oh to iss ka matlab hay iss barfee ka pairra pehlay say maujood hay.

Rukhsarbibi · February 23, 2006, 4:27pm

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that’s what I was thinking…

Blitzkrieg · February 23, 2006, 4:34pm

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^ Blondes!

PrinceMS · February 24, 2006, 1:13am

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Toba Toba gandi baatein … Who said anyfin about that stuff?
(kinda harsh there with the goat comment, no? Rest Assure - I won’t be replyin to you. I didn’t call for that, )

Furqan · February 24, 2006, 1:25am

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lol @ catherder …

I need a girl who has a karachi background, age 20-25, must be well educated, with good family values, from a mid class or below only! (financialy) ( dont want no girl from rich family) …if u know any girl like dat, send the info this way

fghd · February 24, 2006, 10:47am

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wow people!

Is GS charging any money for all these advertisement? If not they should start doing so

Furqi I have a fren who is from karachi…umm half paki and half white. She is desperate to get married just like all the guys …( LOL ) and she is going to turn 25 thiss yr. Her dad is paki from karachi and he is anesthesiologist ( boulay tou daktaar).

Umm…she is beautiful!! (masha’allah) The only thing she is lacking is brain ( ). Kahou tou baat karwaouN

musicmaniac · February 24, 2006, 2:32pm

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prince ur too sensitive, it was a joke buddy, relax

i know a lot of gals from karachi, but y a mid-class and a low class yaar + dude y dont u mention some of ur qualities that would interest her

mAd_ScIeNtIsT · February 24, 2006, 2:39pm

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And you kept this from me?

But hmm… no brain, no deal . I need a intellectual equal

fghd · February 24, 2006, 3:43pm

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sorry Im booked