I may be late

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning. George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 6 minutes late.

On Saturday morning George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right handed and won the round.

Following Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 6 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golf’s left handed, and wins the round. This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be 6 minutes late, and then always winning the round golfing, either left or right handed.

The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was.They said, “George, every Saturday you say you may be six minutes late. You never are. Then you show up and golf with either right handed or left handed, and always win. What is up with that?”

George replies, "Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy. Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping On her left side, I golf left handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I golf right handed."

“Well,” one of the employees questioned, “What happens if she is laying on her back?”

George replies, “Then I am 6 minutes late.”

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ohhh…:wink:

:rotfl: :rotfl:

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:devil: bachon ko kharaab naa karoo, :dixsi:

btw good joke :rotfl:

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:hehe:

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:wink: :biggthumb :rotfl:

What is the Diffrence between......
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haha!

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Wondring Y only 6 min. ??????

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Because it only takes him 6 min to get things done !:smiley:

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6 minutes is kinda pathetic

mujhay kasay khud say juda karay usay khud bataoo kay kya karay
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i guess thats optimized time required …:smiley:

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He must be a very young Golfer because 6 min. when you are 18-24 years old, the older you get, more experience you have then 6 min is only for just getting started…

:smash::smash::smash::smash:

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He might be thinkg about it all night … so 6 mins as I said is optimized …:stuck_out_tongue:

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Ok ok i didnt get it :smack:
please some explain it to me :frowning:

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Attia, it takes him 6 minutes (for unknown reason) to have sex with his wife and that's why he always said i might be 6 minutes late incase she wakes up laying on her back.:p
Well why 6?? Should have made it 2 minutes to make it funnier:D

How many of u have met each other?
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Okay fine. We find it funny but lets not go into details.

:bravo: