Enough jokes on wives. Now somethng on husband... for all ladies
A new metal is added to chemistry:
• Name - Husband
• Symbol - Hb
• Atomic weight:
- Light when found
first
- Tends to get heavier
over the years with
time
• Physical properties:
- Boils at any time
with inlaws
- Can freeze in front
of his own family
- Melts if sees other
women
- Very bitter if
questioned
• Chemical properties:
- Very reactive
- Highly unstable
- Possesses strong
resistance to gold,
silver, diamond,
platinum, credit
cards and cheque
books
- Money saving agent
• Occurrence:
- Mostly found in front of TV, Laptop & Mobile. .
✒...if we lose a pen, we can buy new one; but if we lose a pen cap, we cannot buy it...so love your husband, because all Dhakkans are important
Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!...
Finally -Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!!
Cheers to all women.
Very creative.