How many desis does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One.
Attention Morons: For those of you who think that I don’t realize that my jokes aren’t funny…you all are retards. What kills me is the fact that some people actually THINK I’m trying to be funny by posting such lame jokes. 
That’s what makes me giggle behind this silly old computer monitor. 
And hey, that’s what the jokes forum is all about, yea?
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lol, what a way to hide yourself. just admit it :p
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No for real! I know these jokes aren’t funny. I just find humor in the fact that YOU ALL think that I THINK that they’re funny.
dummies.
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right, like now you think that by saying that we think that you are not funny, is funny, but me think that it is not funny, what do you think?
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oh yea?!
well i think that because you think that i think that i’m being funny that i think that i’m not being funny and then you think that i think that i’m just saying that so then i DO seem funny but then really i think that you think that it’s not funny.
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^^ someone please bring a translator, phati is going berserk
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my zubaan hurts now. 
Please, just post a little “LOL that was funny ”-type message, and leave me here with my lame joke and it’s denial to the masses. 
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:D
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LoL that was not funny
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shut up bottom line is ur not funny... at all!
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LOL, hahahahha, and 
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Khaa makhaa bol kar marwa diya naa...Ab dekhiyey gaa, eik aur thread khul jaye gee.
Buhat jald khuley gee. :p
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u got me on how,daym u r phunny
uff so fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy
HAHA man m gonna have an infarct,she is the queen panthress of fundom
uff m gonna dye
oho they r and kill-me-softly-funny too
howling madly here
itna na hansao .
kya lateefa hay yeh wala bhi,maza aa gya
aaaaaaaaffffffkooooooooooooooraaaaaaas
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badtameez log 
waqas jee - zarra auo cafe mein..auo shabaash…thread kolna, dhekna kya hoyega 
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^ hahaha… threat.
you calling me badtameez? 
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haan.. aap kya karaingay 
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Attention u Worthless piece of ** : do u really think DEsis as a bag of desirable bones .hmmmmm**
I want to talk to u for a minute for ur possible execution **
**promise me u rn ot going to filp now ...leaving an idea with u is liek abanding a baby in a garbage cantt.
kush samajh ayaa , nahii naaaa
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u be thinking u calling morooons and nobody would say anything ,
thats just to balance ur account .....
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take this from somebody who cares:
sorry,but the jokes are NOT funny
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Larai shuru, larai shuru