I made this joke up all by myself

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

He didn’t. He got hit by a truck on the way.

:rotfl: That kills me.

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The joke is not funny but the fact that you find it so funny, is rather funny.

Celebs
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there should be a warning for posting such jokes :D

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The funnier version is that the chicken crossed the street so it could get on the other side.

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^ Oh thanks for informing us, we didn't know.

I'm a freakin' natural at this stuff Asif mamoe. I'll be on Comedy Central someday, you watch.

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He wanted to cross so he could get hit by the truck. :snooty:

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There is a different category of jokes named "Poor Jokes".
Or abbrevated as "PJ".
They are so bad to be even called as a joke.
Now PJ's are evolved in such a way that the poorest
of all jokes is the best of all PJ, and its now becoming a craze.
I think this is a good PJ. :D

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^ totally agreed !

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:smack:

Aaj kya pakaaya/khaaya
Aaj kya pakaaya/khaaya
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:hehe:

Classic joke man!

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:blush:

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HuH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i dont get it.... its so scientific ..

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:smiley:

Whooo Hooo..
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The people...love me. :)

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:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: very funny

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The fact is that I have heard that one before, so you came too late.

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Hey man it took me a whole 2 hours to come up with a joke that I could post here for everyone to laugh and praise me, and now you’re gona tell me that you’ve HEARD it before?!

This genius brain of mine is where it came from. :snooty:

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I think I must’ve heard it before you were born. So I will still give you partial credit for it. But please dont use it at Comedy Central!!! Tomato[e]s and other objects might fly towards you. :stuck_out_tongue:

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When you're on tv, everyone laughs because they feel sorry for you.

But me, I got skills.

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Yep, you do...being choti and moti at the same time is quite an accomplishment