One day an Indian man called Shabir, a decorator was
painting a wall white.
But on climbing the ladder he slipped and fell into
the tub of white paint
and was covered in white paint. So he decides to go
home and get changed.
On the way his boss Salim says “Shabir what’s up?
What’s happened To you?”
Shabir says “Look, I was painting the wall and I was
climbing up The ladder
and I slipped and I fell into the tub of white
paint. Now I’m going home to
change my clothes.”
Shabir started walking down the street when came his
mate Azam. He Says
“Shabir what’s up? What’s happened to you?” Shabir
says “Look, I was
painting the wall and I was climbing up The ladder
and I slipped and I fell
into the tub of white paint. Now I’m going home to
change my clothes.
Alright!” “Ok, Ok I was only asking!” replied Azam.
Further down the street,
Imran sees Shabir and says “Shabir what’s up? What’s
happened to you?”
Shabir says “Flippin’ 'eck -look I was painting ,
climbing up the ladder,
slipped, fell in white paint, now going home to get
changed!!” “****in hell
mate, I was only asking!” Getting towards his house,
his neighbour Rashid
says “Shabir what’s up? What’s happened to you?”
Shabir snaps “Jesus Sweet
Mary- Me, painting, slipped, fell, White paint,home,
get changed!!” Rashid
goes " Hey , I was only asking!"
On approaching his door, Shabir’s wife Saima says
“Shabir what’s up? What’s
happened to you?” Shabir goes " f**king hell, I’ve
only been white for 15
minutes, and I’m already getting sick of you
Pakis!!"
very funny
'Hate your enemy mildly; he may become your friend one day' - Hadith
'as for those who are slain in the cause of allah, he will not allow their work to perish ... he will admit them to the paradise he has made known to them' - Surah 47:7