“Hello…Hello!”
“Hello ji!”
“App bol rahi hain!”
“Ji main! Adab”
“App kaisi hain?”
“Thik hoon…App kaise hain?”
“App k baghair thik kaise honga”.
“Intezaar fermaye…App tu abhi se ghabra gaye!”
“Main intezaar nahin ker sakta…kal millo”
“Kaise baatain ker rahe hain app!Bhai jaan mujhe jaan se maar dain ge”
“Tu phir engagement kion ki thi!”
“Engagment ka matlab yeh to nahin k hum baahir milna shuruh ker dain”
“Kia main tumhare gher aajaon?”
“MOST WELCOME”
“Tumhare bhai tu gher per nahin honge?”
“Woh to her waqt gher per hi rehte hain”
“Ohh mare!yeh kia khuwari hai”
“Nahin…meri aur app ki majboori hai”
“Ek baat suno”
“Ruko koi aaraha hai’main phone rakh rahi hoon”
“Suno tu…! I LOVE YOU”
“I LOVE YOU TOO”
“Tum kitni haseen lag rahi ho…bilkul chand!”
“App bhi tu shezade lag rahe hain”
“Honey moon manane kahan challo gi?”
“Jahan app le jayen ge”
“bari achi dulhan ho”
“App bhi tu itni mohabbat kerte hain”
“Zindagi bher aise hi piar se saath do gi na?”
“Mera app ka zindagi bher ka saath hai aur yeh dillon ka soda hai”
“Tum kahan ho?”
“Main yahan hoon.”
“Main yeh kia Sun raha hoon?”
“Kia ho gaya?”
“Tum ne ajj phir khane main namak taiz ker dia hai..ammi sikayat ker rahi thin!..Abbu keh rahe the k gher saaf nahin hota…tum kia kerti rehti ho”
“Mujh se jitna ho raha hai ker rahi hoon..App k gher waloon ki hi tu kidmat kerti hoon na”
“yeh kidmat hoti hai kia?”
“App kitna badal gaye hain.”
“Main pagal ho jaon ga…Ammi aur behanain bhi yehi kehti hain”.
“Pagal hone se pehle mujhe ur apne bachoon ko zehar de dena”.
“Tumhari in baaton se mujhe nafrat ho gaye hai”.
“Aur mujhe app se aur app k gher waloon se”
“I HATE YOU”
“I HATE YOU TOO”
ghar ki baatein ghar me rakha karo… :nono:
YIKES :D
What a sad ending 
:(.... Aik Aur Love Story :p
Can someone help me understand ‘How’ its a joke? 
^^ Asal Joke tou yeh hay:
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I m sorry Big Bro…
plz forgive me
Aainda se maiN aap k aur Bhabhi ke baatiN kisi se nahi karonga…