I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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  1. “When I was born I was so surprised I couldn’t talk for a year and a half.”

  2. “There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them.”

  3. I have great faith in fools - my friends call it self-confidence.

  4. I only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.

  5. I keep my ideals, because in spite of everything, I still believe that people are really good at heart

  6. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

  7. Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.

  8. A professor is one who talks in someone else’s sleep.

  9. Practice makes perfect, but if nobody’s perfect, why practice?

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  1. If we’re not supposed to eat late-night snacks, why is there a light in the refrigerator?

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  1. Is it hot in here, or is it just you?

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  1. I lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?

  2. If I were bread, would you be my butter?

  3. “I heard milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much you been drinking?”

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  1. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

  2. One of us is thinking about sex… Okay, it’s me.

  3. I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you instead?

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  1. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I drive by again?

  2. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put ‘u’ and ‘i’ closer together.

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  1. Do you prefer Spanish, French or Italian cooking? I don’t mind. I want a boiled egg.

  2. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.

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    _U/

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lol

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**It’s more dangerous to weep inwardly rather than outwardly. Outward tears can be wiped away while secret tears scar forever. **

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these are just awsome

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For as thou urgest justice, be assur’d Thou shalt have justice more than thou desir’st

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lolz

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19 was so cute

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(the kiss is 4 the quote)

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Nice ones…

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  1. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

23.My name's [name]. That's so you know what to scream. ;-)

24.Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.
25. How about we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes?

  1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go to my place and spread the word. ;-) lets keep it going!!!

[This message has been edited by jasleen_g (edited May 12, 2001).]