I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past years.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.
I can’t use the remote in a hotel room because I don’t know what the last person was doing while flipping through the adult movie channels.
I can’t sit down on the hotel bedspread because I can only imagine what has happened on it since it was last washed.
I have trouble shaking hands with someone who has been driving because the number one pass-time while driving alone is picking your nose. (Although cell phone usage may be taking the number one spot)
I can’t touch any woman’s purse for fear she has placed it on the floor of a public bathroom. Yuck!
I must send my special thanks to whoever sent me the one about bug’s poop in the glue on envelopes because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.
Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.
I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.
And thanks for letting me know I can’t boil a cup of water in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face…disfiguring me for life.
I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
Re: I live a healthier life because of all the emails I recieve
Good thread TLK.
1.I do not stay in hotels anymore although my company is more than concerned about my well being, now, I sleep in a sleeping back in a park if I fly to another city.
I sleep in my car if I travel by car for company work.
2. I catch all the mosquito which bite me so that they can be tested for aids virus and I can start my treatment early.
3. I do not use the cell phone anymore I can feel a couple of bumps growing out of my head already.
4. I do not eat at BK , KFC or any food joint for fear of being fed lab grown meat.
5. I do not eat Pizza as it has lysine which is made of human hair for the same reason we cannot consume any bakery product with lysine in it.
more to come................
…OK no need to be alarmed…there has been some websites related to Greenpeace have reported harm to lab animals in very large doses by this plastic softening material used in almost all plastics.
the exposure to humans is not as great…checkout this website:
…OK no need to be alarmed…there has been some websites related to Greenpeace have reported harm to lab animals in very large doses by this plastic softening material used in almost all plastics.
My post is the sarcastic one .. I dont care about any of that stuff
…I thought it was called Phernaail 
