I hereby declare..

(continuation of my previous whining thread about the daily commute to work)

That I will;

  • Always keep my headlights on HIGH BEAM (the car’s - not mine :smilestar: Just for fun - to blind the other drivers comming from the opposite directions

  • While approaching an interchange on the freeway I will make sure that any one who wants to merge into my lane, has to struggle for it, I am gonna make life hell for him

  • In slow bumper to bumper traffic on the highway, I will drive with my foot on the brake pedal all the time, so the guy behind me can really enjoy the bright red color and memorize what my (CAR’s) Tail lights look like.

  • I will take my sweet time to move forward when the traffic starts to move, I will adjust the heating, change the CD, light up a ciggarette etc etc. The guy behind me who is in a hurry and probably has to go to the Loo, will just love this gesture of mine..

:grumpy:

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:hehe:

Good Luck…Allah na karey hamari kabhi RAHEIN milen :bummer:

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Waaaaay to go Uncle .

go for it :jhanda:

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yeh hoii naa baat uncle log aise hi sudhrain gay:)

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hmmmm

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:slight_smile: thou shalth read cheegz 10 commendments of driving in toronto :wink:

i LIVE by the unwritten rules of driving .. under which,

khair chorain .. racist aur agist honay ka ilzaam lagg jayega

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ohkay:chai:

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Hi :wave: Um Zeh

All Americans are out there :slight_smile:

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Email to me - fooran :smilestar:
Tomorrow Toronto will see what REAL driving is :grumpy:

And you wouldnt be joking if you had to take the 401 every day
at PEAK rush hour in the evening :mad:

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musanif derj bala peragaraf main humain kia batana chahta hay ?

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I didnt read all of that…:chai:
sounds vaguely psyrotic

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Good on ya!

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noooo Us you’re a smoker:hayaa:

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:smilestar: u can cause an accident by doing that

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Nahi Nahi… :smokin: tou woh sirf uss waqt kartay hain jub ziyada charrhi huwi hoti hey :woho:

Aua Pee-Tay uss waqat hain jub ziyada “haar” jaain…:smack:

Waisay PAA-JEE hain baray naik aur shareef :amamah:

:Pagri: :sheen:

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i hate the stupid pple who use high beams :bailan:
mujhe andha ker dete hain:crying:

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:rotfl: i can imagine ur frustration..

anyway, here : 18 rules of driving in toronto, modified driving handbook of ontario :hehe:

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Its not every day :naraz:
only when I am having a bad day and lose lot of money in gambling :hinna:

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so whats it hunh..poker,craps, horses, hounds, roosters, ducks, trainspotting, counting cars...what what...what....

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come to LAS vegas