i have learned.....

Ok enough of those funny thread.. lets learn something :smiley:
today one of my uncle sent me this.. i actually really liked it.. hope u will like it as well :attia:

**I’ve learned…
That life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.

I’ve learned…
That we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.

I’ve learned…
That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.

I’ve learned…
That the Lord didn’t do it all in one day. What makes me think I can?

I’ve learned…
That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.

I’ve learned…
That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you.

I’ve learned…
That love, not time, heals all wounds.

I’ve learned…
That the easiest way for me to grow as a person is to surround myself with people smarter than I am

I’ve learned…
That everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.

I’ve learned…
That there’s nothing sweeter than sleeping with your babies and feeling their breath on your cheeks.

I’ve learned..
That no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

I’ve learned…
That life is tough, but I’m tougher.

I’ve learned…
That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.

I’ve learned…
That I wish I could have told those I cared about that I love them one more time before they passed away.

I’ve learned.
That a smile is an inexpensive way to improve your looks.

I’ve learned…
That when your newly born child holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.

I’ve learned …
That it is best to give advice in only two circumstances; when it is requested and when it is a life threatening situation.

I’ve learned…
That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.**

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:k: I learned alot.
Thanks for enlightening me.

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-no one is perfect until you fall in love!

-life is tougher but I am tougher!

-God didn’t make everything in one day, that what makes me think that I can everything in one day!

**-**That I wish I could have told those I cared about that I love them one more time before they passed away

Good Job :k:

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thanks for liking it.. damn today m bro said that "tum koi kam ki bee bat karo na" so today iam going to say some of those during dinner.. :D

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:attia::lajawab:

except the first one: i dont like toilet paper part - also i would say that it is the other way around -

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Attia: good plan. You already sound like a dadi amma :rolleyes:

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If God has made you beautiful too, then I wouldnt have fallen for u :D - EMM

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acha :bummer:
thanks for warning me.. i wouldnt mention tat one to my bro … :cb:

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bizzz iam not talking to u :snooty:

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wah wah kia bat hay.. i will mentin tat one to my bro zaroor.. and i wil say emm said it :blush:

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Now that you said that, I think you should change your mind.

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^ iam still not talking to u :snooty:

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I understand your emotions. Plz feel free to use the washroom

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nice stuff :k:

:chai:

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ok enough now ..

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thanks james bhai :slight_smile:

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I've learned...that too many cooks spoil the broth. * cough cough *

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great...i love 'em :)

my fav. one is ...
I've learned that...
That life is tough, but I'm tougher

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my favourite one is ..qabz hits you when u have NO food to push stuck one out, and diarrhea hits you when there is no lota ..

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i feel for u mang :D