**I have come to a conclusion: Mohammad Sami should be promoted
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**/Start of promotion
**1) (In) Pay Grade (Rise in ranks, equal to the bracket of some who purposely roam around the wildest part of the cities in the nightmarish hours of the night and breaking down altogether just before the start of match next morning and using their paycheck to purchase the most waahiyaat drinks off the shelves off their nearest local bar - At least Mohammad Sami will put it to good use. In addition…yes, in addition, Mohammad Sami should be awarded a Ferrari at the end of each series - regardless of his selection - for his hard work, performance and untapped hidden talent. A first class citizen should be given a first class treatment, and his immediate movement up the ladder from category B (Rs. 125,000) to category A (Rs. 200,000) should be the next bullet point on the agenda, thereby him earning an extra Rs. 75,000 (Ghar ka kharcha, padosion kay qarzay).
(In) Batting Order (Mohammad Sami has grown - more or less, arguably - with age. Maturity and Mohammad Sami always go hand-in-hand {unless the hands are separated from the body, which is true in most cases}.
(In) Bowling Order (As everyone else in the country know by now, Mohammad Sami is the only solid pillar in the bowling line-up who has held both ends {translation = letting the ball go in-between his fingers}. A bowling attack consisting of Mohammad Sami is a dream come true {for all oppositions - Bangladesh and Hong Kong included}).
(In) Commercials/Advertisements (Can you imagine - picture it with me - the prices and the ratings of hair products soaring through the roof? Every promoter and director should be handed an award-winning resume of Mohammad Sami and Mohammad Sami should make the cut above everyone else. In addition, Mohammad Sami should be the default choice for a front-line actor for all Pakistani cricket (plus Sabun) commercials).
(To) Nishaan-e-Haider (This should be implemented as soon as possible, as the delay will only cause further grievance and injustice to private citizens across the nation and those living overseas. With a high-profile player as Mohammad Sami, a Nishaan-e-Haider is in order. Infact, a tradition should be set in stone for every year where we, as a nation, join our hands together and celebrate the monumental ocassion of lifting Mohammad Sami mighty and high above our shoulders {before he comes crashing down}.
Re: I have come to a conclusion: Mohammad Sami should be promoted
/Start of promotion
1) (In) Pay Grade (Rise in ranks, equal to the bracket of some who purposely roam around the wildest part of the cities in the nightmarish hours of the night and breaking down altogether just before the start of match next morning and using their paycheck to purchase the most waahiyaat drinks off the shelves off their nearest local bar - At least Mohammad Sami will put it to good use. In addition............yes, in addition, Mohammad Sami should be awarded a Ferrari at the end of each series - regardless of his selection - for his hard work, performance and untapped hidden talent. A first class citizen should be given a first class treatment, and his immediate movement up the ladder from category B (Rs. 125,000) to category A (Rs. 200,000) should be the next bullet point on the agenda, thereby him earning an extra Rs. 75,000 (Ghar ka kharcha, padosion kay qarzay).
2) (In) Batting Order (Mohammad Sami has grown - more or less, arguably - with age. Maturity and Mohammad Sami always go hand-in-hand {unless the hands are separated from the body, which is true in most cases}.
3) (In) Bowling Order (As everyone else in the country know by now, Mohammad Sami is the only solid pillar in the bowling line-up who has held both ends {translation = letting the ball go in-between his fingers}. A bowling attack consisting of Mohammad Sami is a dream come true {for all oppositions - Bangladesh and Hong Kong included}).
4) (In) Commercials/Advertisements (Can you imagine - picture it with me - the prices and the ratings of hair products soaring through the roof? Every promoter and director should be handed an award-winning resume of Mohammad Sami and Mohammad Sami should make the cut above everyone else. In addition, Mohammad Sami should be the default choice for a front-line actor for all Pakistani cricket (plus Sabun) commercials).
5) (To) Nishaan-e-Haider (This should be implemented as soon as possible, as the delay will only cause further grievance and injustice to private citizens across the nation and those living overseas. With a high-profile player as Mohammad Sami, a Nishaan-e-Haider is in order. Infact, a tradition should be set in stone for every year where we, as a nation, join our hands together and celebrate the monumental ocassion of lifting Mohammad Sami mighty and high above our shoulders {before he comes crashing down}.
Re: I have come to a conclusion: Mohammad Sami should be promoted
Dhobi_bhai! Sami sucks big time. Why are you obsist with him? I always see by your posts that "Sami is your dreams". He sucks, he should be the first of to get kicked out of the team. PCB should target him.
Re: I have come to a conclusion: Mohammad Sami should be promoted
wth? i'm sick of these mohammad sami threads. first of all they are not funny at all. i don't know what's so funny abt promotion etc. i'm not a fan of sami. he's an average player but i don't know what you are achieving by starting threads about him and making fun of him. he took kallis's wicket in first inning and was the second highest scorer in 2nd innings with the bat. we don't appreciate what players do when they are making a comeback but hey let's open a new thread and make fun of them with stupid promotion or whatever jokes.