I have a stalker...

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Well lets see! I have many!

I can be a great maasi.

I can talk for hours at a time.

I have to use three chairs to sit since I’m “curvy” so there is more of me to be stalked :phati:

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hahahaha…that’s interesting! ok, now tell me what qualities are you looking for in your ‘stalker’? :smiley:

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So you really think that’s a good candidate who can stalk me the mostest?Me like him too.

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A mix of Justin Bieber and SRK.

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probably the only one that has enough time to stalk you :snooty:

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hmmm...great choice...that sounds like me! :D

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Well in that case, my stalker is fired :phati:!

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:crying: looks like i’ve just been saved! :D…can you recommend me someone else? :smiley:

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Queer :blush:

He’d love to be watched from a far.

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:hayaa:

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is that the best you can come up with? :stuck_out_tongue:

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sadly yaa :hehe:

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thank you but declined! maiNB khiRkii se baahar dekhg rahaa huN…agar koii nazar aa gaii to bhaag ke jaauuNgaa salaam karne…if i just disappear then don’t worry because i’ll be in good hands! :smiley:

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:omg:

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YOU AGAIN!! :grumpy:

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Wait…did you just call me a larka? :asa:

Thanks for blowing my cover :naak:

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right whos stalkin who .

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How does she have your phone number?

Where is she liking your pictures? You can always block her.

Have you ever spoken to this person or have an idea of who it is?

I once had a stalker when I was in college. Turns out she was actually pretty hot so we started dating. Granted, it didn’t last long. Long time ago, a different and younger me, would never do such a thing again.

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I think I know who it is :(…

It’s YOU!!! :mad:

Vhy u vaant to stalk me? :blush:

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I hope so :blush: