They think they know everything.
Whenever you’re sick, they’ll give you some crummy medicine that tastes like minty raisins. Then, they’ll tell you to take one dose every 3 hours, and one dose is not simply one tablet. One dose is a tablet plus twice the ratio of your nose to your head. You also must take another dose every 2nd hour of the day when you are awake, and take one pill 3 times when you are asleep, as well as 5 minutes after every other time you use the bathroom throughout the day. It’s that simple.
Often, you’ll hear doctors say, “Just take some Tylenol and rest a little.” Let me tell you something, folks. Tylenol, Advil, Aleve, and all the like are part of a major conspiracy. Psychologists long ago came up with this thing called “medicine”, which they would use to trick the average moron into thinking that it would kill all the bad cells in our bodies and make us feel better. It’s all just simple psychology, really. You tell someone that something works, they believe it works, and in turn, it does work, only because the person believes it does. Think about it, people. If these medicine pills were to do anything when they got inside our tummies, then why the heck are they put into little plastic tubes?! Do our stomachs contain some kind of contraption that has the ability to unwrap plastic packaging on medicine pills? I don’t think so.
On the back of several of these “medicine” bottles, you’ll find a claim stating that results will kick in over a period of 2 to 3 days. People, you can recover from the average cold in less than one day, so why take the pill and wait for 2 to 3 days?!
Lemme tell you somethin’. LAST time I was in the hospital, they gave me 3 different drugs, one of which was morphene. I’m a kid. I don’t need morphene injected into my bloodstream. It’s bad for you, yea? The same stuff doctors are holding at hospitals to inject their patients with is being sold in the streets of DC by drug dealers. Very unhealthy. :nono: You’d think someone with a fancy shmancy PHD on this stuff would know that, but like I said, these doctors are nothing but phonies.
So, as an alternative to what these whacko doctors are telling you, I give you my EXPERT advice on how to live a healthy and disease-free life:
- Don’t eat goat meat
- Drink organic milk
- Eat organic eggs
- Watch cartoons - they’re good for the soul
- Most importantly: Practice Islam.(Who needs doctors when you can pray to the Almight Lord for aid?)
Doctors are for woosies :]
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don’t diss 'em oye…or else you just might get an extra dose of morphene…
