i got really funny thing in my E-MAIL

Tomatoes
A Jobless man applied for the position of “office boy”
at Microsoft. The HR manager interviewed him then watched him
cleaning the floor as a test. “You are employed” he said. “Give me
your e-mail address and I’ll send you the application to fill in,
as well as date when you may start. The man replied “But I don’t
have a computer, neither an email”. “I’m sorry”, said the HR
manager. If you don’t have an email, that means you do not exist.
And who doesn’t exist, cannot have the job.” The man left with no
hope at all. He didn’t know what to do, with only $10 in his
pocket. He then decided to go to the supermarket and buy a 10Kg
tomato crate. He then sold the tomatoes in a door to door round. In
less than two hours, he succeeded to double his capital. He
repeated the operation three times, and returned home with $60. The
man realized that he can survive by this way, and started to go
everyday earlier, and return late. Thus, his money doubled or
tripled every day. Shortly, he bought a cart, then a truck, and
then he had his own fleet of delivery vehicles. 5 years later, the
man is one of the biggest food retailers in the US. He started to
plan his family’s future, and decided to have a life insurance. He
called an insurance broker, and chose a protection plan. When the
conversation was concluded the broker asked him his email. The man
replied, “I don’t have an email.” The broker answered curiously,
“You don’t have an email, and yet have succeeded to build an
empire. Can you imagine what you could have been if you had an e
mail?!!” The man thought for a while and replied, “Yes, I’d be an
office boy at Microsoft!”

Moral of the story

M1 - Internet is not the solution to your life.
M2 - If you don’t have internet, and work hard, you can be a millionaire.
M3- If you received this message by email, you are closer to being an office boy/girl, than a millionaire… Have a great day!!!

P.S - Do not forward this email back to me, I am closing my email & going to sell tomatoes!!!

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  • Quickly goes and creates a new nick labeled Sabzee Wala *

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lol@ Tamatar waala millionaire

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I have 3 active email accounts :frowning:

:crying:

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LOL @ dhobi urf sabzee walla.

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cooliooo

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lol @ all of u :hehe:

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:omg: u crack me up