Re: I got my eyes checked
Atleast it’s not embarassing when a girl walks closer to you and you start putting your glasses on 
I can see them from far too but dhundli dhundli nazar aati hain 
Even the fat ones look slim and sexy until they reach about 5 feet away from me 
And not to mention how many girls complain that I don’t wave at them when I see them and when I tell them I couldn’t see them cuz I didn’t have my glasses on, they don’t believe me. It’s ruining my reputation 