I got an interesting SMS from my friend

Ae khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye,
Kam se kam ek katori paani bhar jaaye,
Jo mujhe SMS na karta ho, uska mobile usme doob jaaye,
“NA RAHEGA PHONE NA BAJEGI TONE”

:omg:

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend

I got these:

Hawaon main ho tum
fizaon main ho tum
ghataon main ho tum
dhoop main ho tum
chha'on main ho tum
Kisi ne sahi kaha hei, buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi!

And
Maa'n: Beti, sari raat kaha thi?
Beti: Ma'n main apne boyfriend ke saat thi sari raat
Maa'n: ker aai mun kaala, behaya?
Beti: to kia hua, fair&lovely hei na!

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend

good ones:)

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend

good ones but do people really have so much time on their hands. I always find it easier to e-mail rather than text someone :)

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend

You don't have trouble your fingers. Whenever you get one save it.

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend

good ones!

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend

Great! Now I can use any one of these!

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend

I got this one....
Sms Rates
Year 2002: Rs 2
Year 2003: Rs 1
Year 2004: Rs 0.75
Year 2005: Rs 0.50
Year 2006: Rs 0.10
Year 2007: FREE
ab bhi sms nahi karo gi tou kia tub karo gi jab sms kernay k paisay milain gay!

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend

Wife 2 husband, ‘See that’s my first boyfriend at the bar. He is drinking since I left him 15 years ago.”

Husband “Nonsense!! Nobody celebrates that long!!!”.

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend

"Bahu Roz Raat ko padosi ke paas jaati hai, lekin Saas kuch nahin bol paati hai""
Kyun.........

"Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi"

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend

:)

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend


:D

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend

:D :D

Re: I got an interesting SMS from my friend

:rotfl: