A Jinn impregnanted our dog. Now we have a bunch of invisible puppies running around farting and belching fire. And deleted it smells of sulfur everywhere!!!
Oh wise men and not so wise women of GS. I need your help! I implore you!
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Was it your dog impregnated or it was your b!tch??? 
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I rather not discuss the failure of physics and biology in this specific case. :D
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In either case - does it make you envy 
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Ok CM, your problem is REALLY serious.
I suggest you use talcum powder so they become visible, only then can you get outside help.
P.S. Is it only you who knows about these puppies in your household?? :p
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Lol! Enough already with these jinn threads.. Seriously.. First its girls gettin impregnated.. Now a dog! Whats next… A dude?! 
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I rather not discuss the failure of physics and biology in this specific case. :D
oh ok........ you meant life1 sciences are to applicable.....i get it..
its simple.......... Divorce...... dump the jinn.
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Don’t blame the puppies, CM :nono: Be a good boy…run along now…and take some Gas-X/Tums and you’ll be fine.
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A Jinn impregnanted our dog. Now we have a bunch of invisible puppies running around farting and belching fire. And deleted it smells of sulfur everywhere!!!
Oh wise men and not so wise women of GS. I need your help! I implore you!
You need to move , real move not a brit move as in this joke:
A man is severely constipated and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him some pills and says: "Take one of these pills, three times a day and come back in 2 or 3 days."
Two days later, the man returns. Doctor says: "Have you moved yet?"
Man says: "No" so the doctor prescribes him some pills to take twice a day.
Man returns two days later. Doctor: "Have you moved yet?" Man says no, so the doctor gives him some extra-strength pills to cure his constipation.
"Take one a day" says the doctor.
The next day, the man returns and the doctor asks: "Have you moved yet?"
The man replies: "No, but I'll have to move tomorrow"
Doctor asks: "Why is that?"
Man replies: "The house is full of sh*t."
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You need to move , real move not a brit move as in this joke:
A man is severely constipated and goes to the doctor. The doctor gives him some pills and says: "Take one of these pills, three times a day and come back in 2 or 3 days."
Two days later, the man returns. Doctor says: "Have you moved yet?"
Man says: "No" so the doctor prescribes him some pills to take twice a day.
Man returns two days later. Doctor: "Have you moved yet?" Man says no, so the doctor gives him some extra-strength pills to cure his constipation.
"Take one a day" says the doctor.
The next day, the man returns and the doctor asks: "Have you moved yet?"
The man replies: "No, but I'll have to move tomorrow"
Doctor asks: "Why is that?"
Man replies: "The house is full of sh*t."
That house is a metaphor for CM's posts ...
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astaghfar what are little jinn puppies doing near you.They are haram.Throw them away or shoot them.
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look at the bright side, Dog-ess wont have MIL issues.
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Looks like a job for the Winchester brothers.
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astaghfar what are little jinn puppies doing near you.They are haram.Throw them away or shoot them.
No, he shouldn't get rid of them. He should take them puppies out for a walk. Treat em like his own bachay in public......you know use them to attract women. Especiallly Gori women....they tend to love puppies more than the desi women. Huh...they really are man's best friend. You may just get lucky, CM.
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He would not be a good muslim if he starts loving dogs. Dogs saliva is na-pak. And they are jin puppies. What if someone gets bitten and gets invisible rabies?
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A Jinn impregnanted our dog. Now we have a bunch of invisible puppies running around farting and belching fire. And deleted it smells of sulfur everywhere!!!
Oh wise men and not so wise women of GS. I need your help! I implore you!
stay away from that Jinn before you are forced to open another similar thread.
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And this time it might not be his dog who gets pregnant. 
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aqalmand ko ishara kafi hota hay, kahnay ki kia zaroorat thee 