~ * ~ I dunno' - I found these kinda' funny! ~ * ~

Hangout Humor (Rated G)
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Girl : Do you love me ?
Boy : Yes dear
Girl : Would you die for me ?
Boy : No, mine is undying love

Man : How old is your father ?
Boy : As old as me
Man : How can that be ?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born

Waiter : I’ve stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg.
Customer : Don’t tell me your problems. Give the menu card.

Teacher: Desmond, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Desmond: No, teacher, it’s the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!
Son : That’s why I say she’s no good!

Manager : Sorry, but I can’t give you a job. I don’t need much help.
Job Applicant: That’s all right. In fact I’m just the right person in this case. You see, I won’t be of much help anyway!!

Dad : “Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her.”
Son : (Goes over to his aunt) “Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid.”

Teacher: “Spell ‘WATER’,”
Girl : “HIJKLMNO.”
Teacher: “That doesn’t spell ‘WATER’,”
Girl : “Yes, it does it’s all the letters from ‘H to O’(H2o).”

Teacher: “How do you think Shakespeare wrote such master pieces?”
College student: “With a pencil, maam, either a 2B or not 2B.”

Kid: “Mum, teacher was asking me today if I have any brothers or sisters who will be coming to school.”
Mum: “That’s nice of her to take such an interest. What did she say when you told her you are the only child?”
Kid: She just said, ‘Thank goodness!’"

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Who, being loved, is poor?

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Teacher: “Where were you born?”
Student: “Singapore, Sir.”
Teacher: “Which part?”
Student: “All of me, Sir.”

Teacher: “Chong, you missed school last Friday.”
Chong : “You’re wrong, Sir.”
Teacher: “Wrong, how is that?”
Chong : “I was absent, yes but I certainly didn’t miss it!”

A teacher was asking her class: “What is the difference between ‘unlawful’ and ‘illegal’?”
Only one hand shot up. “Ok, answer, Joan,” said the teacher.
“‘unlawful’ is when you do something the law doesn’t allow and ‘illegal’ is a sick eagle.”

Doctor : I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient : Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor : The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient : 24 hours! That’s terrible!! What could be worse? What’s the very bad news?
Doctor : I’ve been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Teacher : “How come you do not comb your hair?”
Ah Kow : “No comb, Sir.”
Teacher : “Use your dad’s then.”
Ah Kow : “No hair, Sir.”

A boy came home from school with his exam results.
“What did u get?” asked his father.
“My marks are under water,” said the boy. “What do u mean ‘under water’?”
“They are all below ‘C’(sea) level”

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Who, being loved, is poor?

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hehehe

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good ones

I don’t have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.

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khekhe cute!!

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Asma

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funny in a cute way!

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Hehheeh

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There’s A Thin Line That Separates Sanity and Insanity
I Stand With One Leg On Either Side Of It!

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MadCon - love your quote!

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Who, being loved, is poor?

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mazaa aagaya
especial the one that was about missing school

waccha gonna do
tell me
waccha gonna do when .......... runs wild on you?

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very

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and some more

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very funny

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Thanx dear…like my new one?

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All things cometh to HE who waiteth.
As long as HE worketh hard while HE waiteth!!

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That’s the spirit! You tell em’!

More and even more…

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LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

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Yup I do!

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Just for you more…

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LOVE: The irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired.

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NICE collection

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three monkeys escaped from zoo & the security started searching for them.after n hr the 1 was found drinking pepsi the second was found eating burger & the third one was found READING THIS SIGNATURE!