I dont want to be surprized..

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Uncle_Stalker January 1, 2007, 5:20am 1

So all of you peepal who are going to buy new year presents for me, please note, following is the stuff that would make a good present for me..

Dont waste money on anything else..
otherwise I will recycle it..

Purrfume ( Good qualty - not from the Doller store
Batwaa ( laaythar - birown color )
Belt (I have lost some Toond - pants keep slipping down )
Cash :love:
Its okay even if you dont keep it in an envelope - It will save you some cents

Shikra January 1, 2007, 5:23am 2

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But I bought a bunch of gift cards for you from car dealerships and mall

Guess I’ll go return them :hinna:

Krypton January 1, 2007, 5:24am 3

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perfume from the dollar store:omg:

psstt–one yr wen this person went to pak..they bought em from their to gift to ppl:rotfl:

i was like :???:

Uncle_Stalker January 1, 2007, 5:24am 4

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buy me a belt please

Hum_Hain_Lajawab January 1, 2007, 5:25am 5

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lol

Enya January 1, 2007, 5:28am 6

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uncle g, why even waste money on belt…tie a rasi or elastic around, taht’ll do:D

Hum_Hain_Lajawab January 1, 2007, 5:29am 7

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lol @ Enya.

Uncle_Stalker January 1, 2007, 5:32am 8

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A cat in the house that likes to jump at you
Wearing pants with elastic isnt a good idea

Mairee bayizzati kharab karwani hay

Zardari, President On Hot Seat

Enya January 1, 2007, 5:36am 9

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then bili ko halal ker k ous k chamray ke belt bana lein :P

Uncle_Stalker January 1, 2007, 5:46am 10

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Tumhari dumm kaat kar uss ki na bana looN

Enya January 1, 2007, 5:53am 11

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lool..acha ap khud decide ker lein dum say batwa banana hay ya belt cuz apparently you need em both :D

Uncle_Stalker January 1, 2007, 5:57am 12

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oh so you DO have a dumm :D

SindSagar January 1, 2007, 5:57am 13

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**I suggest suspenders, aap per bahout achay lagain gay....:D **

Uncle_Stalker January 1, 2007, 5:59am 14

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abhi itna budha tu nahi hua main

P.S.
SS bhai jaan - kidhar hain aap
kafi kam kam atay hain cafe main

Enya January 1, 2007, 6:00am 15

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is it a bad thing:bummer:

Uncle_Stalker January 1, 2007, 6:02am 16

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Dont know for sure

According to Darwin chachoo we all had tails
couple of hundred million ears ago

Enya January 1, 2007, 6:04am 17

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ouf! tou ab kis makhlooq may evolve hona pary ga banging head

Uncle_Stalker January 1, 2007, 6:05am 18

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Tum pehlay uss makhlooq say pooch loo’
kahin woo burraa na maan jaiey

Enya January 1, 2007, 6:08am 19

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acha, tou phir ap batein ap bura tou nahi mano gay uncle makhlooq huh

Uncle_Stalker January 1, 2007, 6:09am 20

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tum uncle banoo gi ?