**"I"m very sorry to learn that your wife ran away with your driver,' said the
friend to the old man.
"Oh, dont worry, I can drive".
Little Ernie was having a problem with his homework.
Dad, he asked, What is the difference between anger and exasperation?
"Well, son" said his father, ‘Ill give you a practical demonstration’.
His father picked up the phone and dialled a number.
"Hello, said a voice at the other end".
Hello, said Ernies father. Is Melvin there?
"There is no one called Melvin here"! the voice replied. "Why dont you look
up numbers before you dial them?"
You see? said Ernies father. That man was not at all happy with our call.
But watch this!
He then dialled the number again, and says, Hello, is Melvin there?
Now look here! the voice said angrily. I told you there is no Melvin here!
You have got a lot of nerve calling again!
Did you hear that? Ernies father asked. "That was anger:. Now, I will show
you what exasperation is!
He dialled once again. And on hearing the voice at the other end, Ernies
father said: Hello! This is Melvin. Have there been any calls for me?
When an efficient secretary asked her boss for a raise in her salary, he
turned her down, saying: “Your salary is already higher than that of the
secretary at the next desk. And she has five children”.
"Excuse me", the efficient woman replied, "I thought we got paid for what we
produce herenot for what we produce at home in our own time".
so which one makes u laugh…
Red * - Pink * - Black *
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