So what do you guys think about this nut job:
“ACTUALLY, YOU CAN ‘EMULATE’ ALL IPOD COMMANDS SOLELY BY PHYSICAL INTERACTIONS WITH THE IBRELLA. E.G. OPENING AND CLOSING THE IBRELLA REFERS TO STARTING AND PAUSING THE IPOD. FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN SELECT A RANDOM SONG BY WILDLY SHAKING THE IBRELLA IN THE AIR. MODE SWITCHING FOR DIFFERENT CONTROL MODES IS DONE BY SIMPLY ‘STABBING’ THE IBRELLA IN THE AIR.”
