Hello allz who misses me…:roman:
Well i tell my vife i vant cooked food daily.
she always make stupids food, lyke things man does not eat.
it’s girly girly foods…
how i make her cook well for me?
i be her husband.
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what manly food do you want??
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If you are man enough then put your foot down and ask her to make some manly food for you. If you cannot do that then you do not deserve manly food anyway.
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go boil your head.
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Show her the joy of eating manly food by making her some manly food yourself.
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I wonder why PM did not think of such an easy solution. 
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manly food like roasted testicles? 
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^:omg: 
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I was thinking the same thing. It’s quite a simple solution, really. :no:
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agahga
beat her .
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What is girly girly food?
Why cant you just get a second wife that makes manly food?
Btw, what does manly food look like? Does it have hair all over it and smell bad?
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omg you got married? You ditched bejamalo?
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^well...she be ditch me..leave me lonely on 3 weeks a go.
my vife my mother chooses and i just say yes.
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Is she beautiful? Why don't you carry out if she's not a good cook. Or just cook yourself. Or ask your ammi jaan to cook.
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stuffs like the siri paye neyari
some like gonglu with adrak and lotzz ov kaddu kash keema
but i tell her i no like her and vill send her borya bistar home…
ya she boil me gandey mandey ande for the brake fast
man no cook in our femily!
i like roast…
i does…
vell…i give her one more chance, then vill send you rishta…
does you cooks?
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Oh no...I cooks the bad too. You send rishta to the mohallay ke bawarchi ki beti...okay?
I send you laddu on your the vedding.