I am TUN

[Mr_Fraudia]

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@funguy

hey don’t blame me. I kept it all kosher until this Qatri Jaalee mullah gave his deformed edict. Please ban him for a couple of weeks. Teach all a lesson.

its not jaaalee mullah but jalaali mullah i.e. a mullah demonstrating jalaal.
please do not invite my qehr, taesh and jalal…
.. I have misplaced em…

[Mr_Fraudia]

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I withdraw my old fatwa and issue a new fatwa that funguy should be given as many lashes as the amount of calories of that cake that he has consumed.

thankoo

[funguy]

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Fraudz, you have not changed a bit. You and your fantsies with anything shaped like a whip.

[Mr_Fraudia]

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haalankay farq to naheen parta uss say koi

[Cool_Breeze]

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@funguy

I need urgent help. At work, I saw this 'cake' placed by the coffee area which means help yourself with a serving. It read 'Dates and Nuts Cake' on the cover. I helped myself with a nice big slice. It was so yummy. I came back to my office but 5 minutes later started craving for more. I also felt kinda relaxed and mellowed down from my earlier pissy mood earlier in the day.

So, I went to get another slice but this time I wanted to get the complete details so I can take the cake home for my wife too. well guess what it said under the title..."Hand dipped in BRANDY by the Benedectines of St Asisi dela Spain"... aaaaaye caraamba! I have been drugged!. I ate a date cake dipped in sharaab!...mera kyaa hoga! mujhay chakkar aarahay haiN....Will I be arrested if I drive out for lunch? Driving under the influence? HELP!!!!!!

you have made a huge mistake.

Next time, eat the whole thing first and then see the ingredients.
mazaa ka mazaa aur gunnah bhi nai milay ga :D

[Captain1]

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@funguy

The only place where I can walk straight now is back to that cake table. I am addicted to nashshaa.

thora thora kar ke piya karo sab halal ho jata hai ;)

start practicing living in Hell if you haven't already :p

[Mr_Fraudia]

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u guys are such banaspatti musalman, the power of good is better than the power of evil. the fact that the cake had khajoor in it countered any brandy. I am ashamed to see that such educated people can not grasp this basic concept, its all black and white to you, halal or haram...if u have hot or warm rootbeer and you put it on icecream to make a float, is it hot? is it warm? NO...the ice cream is colder and thus the heat of the arm rootbeer goes away.

The question is do you believe, how pukhta is your imaan? do u really think that some brandy overpowers khajoor? haan? bolo.. nazar jhukkaye kya kaharay ho? islamiyat toh li thi na peelay school mein? kuch seekha bhi tha?

next you kaffirs will tell me that adding drops of phoonka hua paani by maulvi sahab into my martini does not make it halaal.

[Mr_Fraudia]

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@Captain1

start practicing living in Hell if you haven’t already

kyun bhai, aap hell ki kabadi team kay selector hain kya?

[Captain1]

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@Fraudz

kyun bhai, aap hell ki kabadi team kay selector hain kya?

nahi, thaaneydaar hoon, zara alcohol level to check karwao, o idhar aao zara, drawing room ki ser karwayen gai

[Mr_Fraudia]

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@Captain1

zara alcohol level to check karwao, o idhar aao zara, drawing room ki ser karwayen gai

zara? abay why are u dragging my saintly wife’s name in this discussion…
bay hayaa aadmi…draing rrom ki saer karay tvadi…

[funguy]

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@Fraudz

haan? bolo.. nazar jhukkaye kya kaharay ho? .

:D

[Captain1]

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@Fraudz

zara? abay why are u dragging my saintly wife's name in this discussion... bay hayaa aadmi...draing rrom ki saer karay tvadi...

yaar aap ko har jaga apni biwi ka naam nazar aa rahay hai, iss ke do matlab ho saktay hayn:

1. aap apni biwi ko itna miss kar rahay hayn
2. aap itnay rou'b mai hayn biwi ke foran ALERT ho jatay hayn biwi ka naam sun/parh ker

[UZ]

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@Captain1

yaar aap ko har jaga apni biwi ka naam nazar aa rahay hai, iss ke do matlab ho saktay hayn:

1. aap itnay rou'b mai hayn biwi ke foran ALERT ho jatay hayn biwi ka naam sun/parh ker

this one is better:D

[Captain1]

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@Fraudz

The question is do you believe, how pukhta is your imaan? do u really think that some brandy overpowers khajoor? haan? bolo.. nazar jhukkaye kya kaharay ho? islamiyat toh li thi na peelay school mein? kuch seekha bhi tha?

[Mr_Fraudia]

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@funguy

aik to mein iss khabees grinch who stole christmas kay dentonic ad smiley say bohot tang a gaya hoon..

[Mr_Fraudia]

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@Captain1

yaar aap ko har jaga apni biwi ka naam nazar aa rahay hai, iss ke do matlab ho saktay hayn:

1. aap apni biwi ko itna miss kar rahay hayn
2. aap itnay rou’b mai hayn biwi ke foran ALERT ho jatay hayn biwi ka naam sun/parh ker

its a combination of the two I am missing begum’s rou’b. baychari ghar mein 2 din say beemar parri hai

[Pakora]

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@funguy

Hand dipped in BRANDY by the Benedectines of St Asisi dela Spain"… aaaaaye caraamba! I have been drugged!. I ate a date cake dipped in sharaab!..mera kyaa hoga! mujhay chakkar aarahay haiN…Will I be arrested if I drive out for lunch? Driving under the influence? HELP!!!

Dont be such a wuss!!!Your efforts of bringing humor to this BB makes you sound like a 13 year old girl who has just entered adolescents.

[PakistaniAbroad]

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@Pakora

a 13 year old girl who has just entered adolescents. :)

actually the other way around..

[Mr_Fraudia]

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pakoray tumhain bohot patah hai 13 year old girls ka...

[Pakora]

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oh please fr I am in a bad mood just drop it.:)