I need urgent help. At work, I saw this ‘cake’ placed by the coffee area which means help yourself with a serving. It read ‘Dates and Nuts Cake’ on the cover. I helped myself with a nice big slice. It was so yummy. I came back to my office but 5 minutes later started craving for more. I also felt kinda relaxed and mellowed down from my earlier pissy mood earlier in the day.
So, I went to get another slice but this time I wanted to get the complete details so I can take the cake home for my wife too. well guess what it said under the title…“Hand dipped in BRANDY by the Benedectines of St Asisi dela Spain”… aaaaaye caraamba! I have been drugged!. I ate a date cake dipped in sharaab!..mera kyaa hoga! mujhay chakkar aarahay haiN…Will I be arrested if I drive out for lunch? Driving under the influence? HELP!!!
These kaafirs have reached the limits...mixing khujoor with sharaab!!! tauba tauba. I grew up having a lot of respect for the khujoor...I would even pick up the guthlees from the ground and place them at a higher place.
You situation is still salvagable, all is not lost.
Take that straight line walking path back to the coffee area and pour yourself a nice cup of black coffee. Go back to your office, sit down with your feet up on the desk, sip the coffee and reminsce all the good and happy things you experienced this year. Heck, call up your near-and-dear to share the memories. But pretty please with sugar on top, don't tell them you are tunn. Just tell them you are feeling happy and content.
chill dude....most cakes made with rum and/or brandy are heated which cooks off the alcohol - not all of it but most of it. You'd probably have to eat 3 to 4 thousand cakes to get drunk. If it hasnt been cooked or heated but rather just dipped into the brandy, you;d have to eat prob 10 entire cakes to feel an effect. There simply isnt enough alcohol in there to have much of an effect on you. Its used in baking for the taste that it gives...which as you've seen, really is a lovely taste. But its just that - a taste.
Mamaof3, are you advocating vast consumption of b*****zed caked? What kind of a mama are you? All the mamaz I see in my life are telling me not to go near sharaab. Yo bad mama!
yea dude, as mamaof 3 said its not nuff alcohol, so its halal, kinda like one or two cans of lite beer are halal too. they dont really get you tun, u know.. :D
thee is no way n e one can allow you to eat that cake once they know the real contents