Re: I am Sad I will not have a SAALI (SIL) !
you need help pal. =(
We're 4 sisters Mashallah. So my brother-in-law has 3 saalis i.e. me, and my two younger sisters.... I'm the "advisor" (I'm a serious and a quiet person), the 3rd one is the "master mind" (she plans evil ideas) and the 4th one is the "follower" (she's still a kiddo, she just follows us around!) My BIL labelled us so..... :@:
We're 4 sisters Mashallah. So my brother-in-law has 3 saalis i.e. me, and my two younger sisters.... I'm the "advisor" (I'm a serious and a quiet person), the 3rd one is the "master mind" (she plans evil ideas) and the 4th one is the "follower" (she's still a kiddo, she just follows us around!) My BIL labelled us so..... :@:
and hence I label your Brother In Law as The Victim :)
I am already missing the nakhra,cheer chare etc.As the phrase goes "saali adhe ghar wali".what do you guys think of your Sister In Laws?I was looking forward to it as I didnt had a sister either! Is it better to have one or you can put up with a Saala?
Please someone be explaining this to me. And I don't mean the literal translation. I mean the hidden meaning.
We live far far farrr away from him so the “victim” is safe n sound!
The only torture we ever got to do on him was to give him a huuuuge gift box, with only a dummy inside it! It took him 40 minutes to open all the wrapping! And then the “master mind” forced him to put it in his mouth for at least 30 seconds, or else we would take aapi back with us to Lahore 
Later on, after the dinner, we gave him laddoos with a hell load of salt stuffed in them… 
And then we came back to Ireland 
I must tell the master mind to come up with a prank that can be played on him over the phone or email or something 
hmmm 
and hence I label your Brother In Law as The Victim :)
Victim or victim in Law :)