I am purrfect gentleman ...

and have no weaknesses
except for a few :grumpy:

Mujhay goosht khareedna nahi ataa :crying:
Today begum asked me to bring paaiey (Goat feet).
When I reached the counter after standing in line for a long time. The man asked me

"How much do you want? " .
And I said “about 2 or 3” :confused:

The guy looks at me in the face , obviously thinking that I am stupid :mad:

"Are you sure? " - And I said “YES”
“How do you want them? "
And I am like " Huh??? - errr … Just put them in a plastic bag” .

He is obviously getting frustrated by this time
" No - I mean do you want the burnt ones or the white ones with the skin off? "

Now this is toooo much for me :crying: - I had no clue what he was talking about

I said can u show me some . And he showed me a white foot (the goats’ not his), it was so small , about 4 or 5 inches long , just like a stick. Thats why he thought I was stupid asking for 2 or 3 of those sticks :smack:

And I said " Okay - Give me 3 lbs of these " :halo:

Phewwwww - goosht shopping is so freaking difficult :snooty:

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^ yeah man, its bad enough I have to volunteer at my uncle’s meat shop. I have to deal with idiots like you too :grumpy:

OH NO! DID YOU SAY GOAT FEET?! !?!

PHATIMA COVER YOUR EYS! DON"T READDDDDD!

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:rotfl:

men! :rolleyes:

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khaati tu buhat mazay say hooo :rolleyes:
We have to do all the hard work - buying them :grumpy:

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:hehe:

ChaleiN.. gosht khareedna na sahi.. khaana to aata hai na :smiley:

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i wish your mom sends out to purchase Gaaiey kay Qadam :snooty:

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hey the men in my house dont buy the gosht. its always us. so no..u guys dont have to do the hard work. n its not even hard! wut r u talkin boutttt :rolleyes:

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I wish I was as gutsy at the men in ur house :frowning:
They are super cool dudes :jhanda:

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Gosht wagaira khareedna abbu ka kaam hai :snooty:

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:rolleyes:

nething BUT cool! (they do NOTHING to help us out)

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Thats why men get married :smokin:
to have someone and go buy meat for them to eat :yummy: :sleep2:

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:eek: really?..

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Grocery shopping is a woman's responsibility. It's optional for mard but a farz for woman. Man can do it if he wants, but the woman forces him, it's haraam!

-Maulana Shikra

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:takes note of the post to share with miz shakira:

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Didn't you read the fine print when you registered? In case if you didn't it said:

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:hoonh:

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yippppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :dhimpak:
no more feet shopping for me :hula:

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Too late :teary3:

You wouldn’t have to worry about any of this if you simply refrained from eating it in the first place.

:frowning: How can you talk about this stuff just like that.

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I like paaiey - if they are cooked well :love:
Nothing like a plate of hot hot paiey and tandoor ki rooti :yummy:

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pie is disgusting and sticky and worst of all...

it's goat meat! :O