I AM NOT MOTI

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ok tel tel…:phati:

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no tell taht tooo:D

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k so this iz tru....JUS in case u think itz 2 damn gross n funny 2 b tru...

kk so in pk....therez this molveesaab who teachez guyz namaz n Quran...
he also duz a part time job.....sellin chickenz....alive chickenz
yes...i no wat ur thinkin....." OMG this guy soundz sooooo gay "

..
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well guess wat...

UR RITE....
he ACTUALLY iz gay....
n 1 time my bro n my cuz went 2 this guyz shop...2 buy a chicken.. n the molvee took out a GUN n grabbed my bro...n put it 2 my broz hed...n sed
" mujhe aapko raaaaaaape karne doh...varna meh tujhe marr daloonga"

L
M
A
O

omggg my bro waz like WTFFFFF HELL NOOOOOOOO
n like he kix the guy where it hurtz the most n thn since the molvee knew my cuz....he let my bro go....not like he wudda raped him newayz...lolzz my broz 2 strong...he wudda broke hiz legzz if he waznt my cuzinz fren

n thn....a few dayz later...we heard that the same molvee....waz at the masjid...teachin this 1 guy...who waz the las guy in the masjid with him...n wen they were dun readin Quran...the guy waz gonna stay there 4 the nite....so the guy went in2 this 1 room where there waz this 1 small bed....n thn.....in the middle of the nite.....the molveesaab cumz in2 the room...n takez off the guyz clothez while hez still sleepin...n thn the guy woke up n found the molveesaab naked n lyin on top of him...n the molvee getz out his gun n sed lemme rape u...so the molvee....umm yea... u no...RAPED THE GUY 4 QUITE A WHILE...n wen he waz dun..he jus left the room...n let the guy go...

LOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
omggg itz nasty
but i still find it funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

lolllllllllllllllllllllllll

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:rotfl:::::::: :omg: :omg: :omg:

ahahhaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaaha
imagines molvi saaab taknig out a gun

hahahaha despoo

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OMG....faints

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lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
i swear…can u believe ittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

:omg:

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ITS TOOO FUNNI!:omg:

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:rotfl:…oh god

faints agen…YO THATS SIKKKKKKKKK!!!

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yea…n unfortunately…it duznt stop there…i got loadz mor storiez yooooo
:omg:

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we got all night/day PP..

carry on…:kiss:

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yess tell :D

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hmmmmmmmmmmm…
lol o yea..i remember this 1 time..in pk…the movie dude wherez my gaadi waz on tv…n 1 of my fob cuzins who lived in pk waz watchin it with us…got turned on wen he saw this gori gurl with blond hair wearin a jean mini skirt…
LOL omg it waz so funny…he waz jus like " aayee" n thn startz movin the couch…

OMGG LMAOOO
me n my cuzins were jus like in shock…n jus went dwnstairzz

i swear hez sucha pervvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

LOLOLOLOLOLOL
:omg:

unhe hum me chai per bulaiya
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“AAYE” :omg: hahhhhhahahahahahaahaahahahha tauba:D

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i nooo
omg i jus fell off the chair wen i remembered thattttttttttttttttttt
:omg:

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i swear i hvnt lafed this much in ages!:omg:

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:rotfl:

EWWWWWWWWWWW>..lamoooooooooooooo…hahahahhahahha…sum1 got horny bit too fastt

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IM QUOTING THE PERVVV:omg:

we shud hv a thread on PAKIS qissass:D

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yaar i no…:smack:…
iwus talkin bout the GUY!!!

:rotfl:…not U!!

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:omg: :omg: :omg:

the GUY EWWW HAHAHAHAH i feel bad for his wifeeeeeee:omg:

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aaaaw yeah…yoo thas jus sad…

BUT…

HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAH…:rotfl: