I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

Pyarey Pyarey gappey marney waloo aur walioo mera salam qabool kero.
main naya ho mujhey purano keroo.
aapni aapni tofeeq key hisaab sey jo ho sakey reply kertey jaiyey.
Kaqi waqt sey JOK section main bhatekney key baad CAFE main aaney ki himmet key hai, aur apney aap ko basti ke liyey tyar kia he, wo kehtey he na key JAB KANGI KI TO OOSLOO SEY KIA DERNA.

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

:konfused: wasnt it .. jab okhli main diya sarr to mooslon ka kiya darr?

yar :smack: cafe meri bachi kuchi urdu barbaad karkay rahay ga..:konfused:

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

jesey okhli me sarr deno ho wo dey main to kangi keroo ga

wesey faizy bhai, i read your post al the time, i love it.
thanks for reply :slight_smile:

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

ROTFL!!!!! nice nice! i like that "main to kangi karoonga" :biggthumb

so whats YOUR story?

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

u already have 308 posts .. !!!

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

what you want to know ?

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

yar us hisab say to ham abhi peda hee nahi huay.. aalam-e-bala say posting farma rahay hain .. :roman:

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

kaisay aaye.. kyoon aaye, kiskay peechay aaye, waghaira waghaira..

burqa laitay hain ya chaadar..waghaira waghaira :wink:

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

:rolleyes:

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

ahista roll karain .. chamber say bahir aa jayengi.. phir log kanchay khailaingay ;)

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

Abhi to under bhi theek sey nahi aayey key aap burga aur chaader keynch rahey hain, zara porana honey diyey samaan sub ko baraber meley ga

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that’s ewww! :frusty2:

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yar dafa 302 cross kar chuke hain ..abb KITNA purana hona chah rahay hain?

burqa/chaadar ka masla nahi...aajkal waisay bhee kaghzi karwayi lagti hay ye . ..

samaan ki bhi khair hee hay. . .chai pani kuch ? thanda garam?

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

precisely.. thats why i GUESS one would stop rolling their eyes :roman:

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lagta hai 1000 seh purana hona chahte hian foran
:chai: maine chai leni hai i am cold

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

Thanks aik thandey ko garam kerkey dedoo, ab je met pochna ke thanda kaha hai

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Thanks for reply, aik cup merey liyey bhi :slight_smile:

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aap 100 cup bhi leh sakte hain :chai::chai::chai::chai::chai::chai::chai::chai:magar aap tak ponche ghi kis terha

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

je depend kerta hain aap kaha hain, main to amsterdam main hoo ?

Re: I am new gappy mujhey purana kerdo

mai uk mai hon