***Namaste! I’m not a taxi driver or a convenience store clerk. I don’t live with 20 of my closest relatives, or eat curry every night, and I don’t drive a Pontiac 6000. I don’t know Jaginder, Gurminder, or Sukhbinder from Malton ,although I’m certain they’re very nice Indians. I speak Punjabi and Hindi, not paki. I drink crown, bacardi, gin, black label, and anything else that has alcohol in it. I believe in pullin’ laps at Turner in my '89 cavalier and staring at the north hall girls. I can proudly sew my country’s flag on my daal stained shirt with bellbottoms that reach up to my chest. I watch 300 Indian movies a year not 500. I believe that Thardka is the finest fragrance on earth,and that girls love it when we say “oh sweetheart, will u be my gulab jaman?” And it’s pronounced HULLO, not HELLO, HULLO!!! India is the ONLY country where u are related to everyone, the second largest population in the world, The FIRST nation of Bhangra, and the best part of South Asia!!! My name is Bhel Puri and I am Indian! ***
THERE IS ONE THING THAT U WANT, N THERE IS ONE THING THAT ALLAH WANTS,IF U WANT OF WHAT ALLAH WANTS, ALLAH WILL GIVE U WHAT U WANT..
“The shortest distance between a problem and a solution is the distance between your knees and the floor. The one who kneels to the Lord can stand up to anything.”
“Wohi Hota Hai Jo Manzoorai Khudah Hota Hai”
The KiNG OF GUPSHUP